May 12th 2025
Favorites:
001.Wriggle Nightbug - I love bugs. Wriggle is the original Touhou bug girl. She's also very cute and silly and I like her androgyny. Fireflies are also adorable too.
002. Tewi Inaba - Tewi might actually be me. She looks like me more than most other Touhou girls. She's also a bunygirl who brings good fortune. Sound familiar?
002. Tewi Inaba - Tewi might actually be me. She looks like me more than most other Touhou girls. She's also a bunygirl who brings good fortune. Sound familiar?
003. Sumireko Usami - I know she gets a lot of hate but I really do fw her. She would absolutely be an Instagram shitposter if she was real. I feel seen.
004. Satori Komeiji - For a shut-in, homegirl has an amazing fashion sense. I really want to dress like her.
005. Parsee Mizuhashi - She's a super cutie. If I could kiss any Touhou character, it would be her for sure.
006. Utsuho Reiuji - Her concept is awesome. A hell raven who absorbed the Sun God? She's awesome. Also the chernobyl theming in her design is a really nice touch. Also her whole "Unyu~" thing is adorable.
007. Patchouli Knowledge - Another major cutie. Silly lil purple bookworm lady. I would have a sleepover with her. She looks really cuddly.
008. Mamizou Futatsuiwa - She would ruin me. I'm in love.
009. Yuuka Kazami - Another character I lowkey kin. (My other kins are the top four.) Evil ass sleepy flower princess.
010. Aya Shameimaru - She's also really damn cute. A bit too much of a perv though.
011. Rikako Asakura - I love nerds. Especially nerds with jetpacks.
012. Byakuren Hijiri - Her lore is cool, she has a motorcycle, she's a Buddhist priest, AND she has purple/brown gradient whatever you call it hair. Love her.
013. Mike Goutokuji - But unfortunately for Reimu, she will never find the Chiwowow!
014. Hata no Kokoro - She's pretty. I think it's interesting how a lot of people read her character as autistic. I don't know if it was intentional but I can kinda see it.
015. Eirin Yagokoro - REISEN WE NEED TO COOK
016. Reisen Udongein Inaba - YO MISS YAGOKORO I'M GAY BITCH. her trumpet gun is cool also moon rabbits are fuckin dope.
017. Flandre Scarlet - THE iconic Touhou character. Patient zero, introduced many people to Touhou Project. Myself included. Also her crystal wings are BADASS. U.N. Owen Was Her is great too.
018. Alice Margatroid - Another incredibly iconic character. Cute lady with cute puppets. Absolute girlkisser. She's cool.
019. Tsukasa Kudamaki - I love fennec foxes.
020. Toyosatomimi no Miko - Canonically transgender with an asterisk. She likes owls though and I like owls so that's something.
021. Clownpiece - TAKE A JUMBO ACROSS THE WATER, LIKE TO SEE AMERICA!
022. Youmu Konpaku - Never understood the whole half-phantom thing. She's a gardener and a real cutie so I love her.
023. Hecatia Lapislazuli - Canonically the strongest Touhou character. Metalhead. Goddess of hell. PLEASE step on me.
024. Minamitsu Murasa - Out of every Touhou character, she looks the most like me. I kin her for that reason. Still prefer Tewi when talking about characters that are the most like me though because of the bunny thing.
025. Saki Kurokoma - Yeehaw Pegasus!
Love:
026. Ran Yakumo - fox after bath.
027. Hisami Yomotsu - Explicitly lesbian. Explicitly a bottom. Super interesting design.
028. Renko Usami - We at the ROWDYFLOWERGIRL estate love lesbian college romance.
029. Maribel Hearn - Renko and Maribel refer to each other without honorifics. In Japanese culture such is considered rude outside of marriage. Let that sink in.
030. Seiran - Hammer down! Rabbit ears!
031. Rin Kaenbyou - I'm a real sucker for Okuurin and Yuuparu. She's a cat and a mortician which is pretty cool.
032. Eternity Larva - Like I said. I'm a sucker for bugs and such. Butterflies are among my favorites. They're silly. Moths are cooler though. I hope we get a Mothgirl soon.
033. Kyouko Kasodani - GOOD MORNING!!! I wanna pet the puppy. Also she's in a band with Mystia which is awesome!
034. Yamame Kurodani - I like spiders too, they're pretty cool.
035. Hina Kagiyama - Her outfit is totes adorbs!!! Also green hair and emo ass boots. MY SHAYLA!
036. Nue Houjuu - Ayy lmao
037. Yachie Kicchou - tf tutu doin bruh
038. Okina Matara - door
039. Yuugi Hoshiguma - YUUPARU NATION! I NEED MORE ART OF YUUGI CARRYING PARSEE LIKE A PRINCESS!!! FOREHEAD KISSES TOO!!!
040. Remilia Scarlet - Flandre's elegant "charismatic" older sister. Her theme is cool as hell too. I think she read one too many Spongebob creepypastas though.
041. Koishi Komeiji - Another iconic extra stage younger sister with a really cool theme. Overshadows her sister a bit too much. I know the same can be said about Flandre, but Koishi doesn't have crystal wings now does she?
042. Momoyo Himemushi - Long story, but I actually predicted her existence.
043. Nitori Kawashiro - Blue hair and pronouns. Silly engineer. I fw her heavy.
044. Yuyuko Saigyouji - big and greedy as hell she got transgender colors tho
045. Tenshi Hinanawi - she's PROBABLY a bottom and PROBABLY a lesbian. In my heart she is at least.
046. Kasen Ibaraki - So her she sealed all of her evil into her arm and cut it off? She likes animals too. ZUN cooked with her.
047. Sakuya Izayoi - I learned about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure thanks to people comparing her to Dio. I still haven't gotten too much into JoJo but Dio is an awesome character. Sakuya is very explicitly inspired by Dio, though.
048. Sannyo Komakusa - She's a gambler and a smoker? Put it out on my neck and lick the burn mark please!! :D
049. Marisa Kirisame - I feel like in some ways she's more iconic than Reimu. She's great, not great enough to call her one of my favorites. Unfortunately.
050. Kutaka Niwatari - CHICKEN JOCKEY!
051. Raiko Horikawa - Don't walk away from me, I will always love you. But how will I know? Trick or Treat.
051. Raiko Horikawa - Don't walk away from me, I will always love you. But how will I know? Trick or Treat.
052. Reimu Hakurei - The shrine maiden protagonist of the Touhou Project. She's iconic and great, but like Marisa I wouldn't call her one of my favorites.
053. Ringo - girl the beatles
054. Aunn Komano - puppy
055. Son Biten - i know she hates to see balloons coming.
056. Komachi Onozuka - The Sanzu River Grim Reaper
057. Fujiwara no Mokou - Love her phoenix motif, her tragic story, her toxic yuri relationship with Kaguya, and those cute memes of her.
058. Mystia Lorelei - Her fan game is really adorable, also she's in a band with the funny lil loud dog. If she gets too loud or tries to obscure my vision I'm feeding her to Yuyuko, though.
05⑨. Cirno - Idiot.
060. Hatate Himekaidou - Homegirl needs Counter Strike: Source. Cameraphone.
061. Eiki Shiki, Yamaxanadu - DANZAI!
062. Medicine Melancholy - Cool name. Cool concept. Wish we could get to see more of her in canon, though.
063. Suika Ibuki - Top 10 crazy ogre sightings 240p real
064. Chiyuri Kitashirakawa - She's 15 years old and a college professor? I'd really like to know what's up with that.
065. Yumemi Okazaki - be nice to chiyuri. cool lore cool theme cool design though.
066. Suwako Moriya - the frog.
067. Miyoi Okunoda - John McAfee would've loved her. (sorry.)
068. Sagume Kishin - She's like a one-winged angel... (Say that again)
069. Iku Nagae - ...fish
070. Kogasa Tatara - Kogasa is the umbrella and the girl is just for aura farming
071. Ichirin Kumoi - She has a stand like from JoJo! She's cool in the fighting games. That's all I got.
072. Daiyousei - Her canon design is like five pixels but in my head she's cute as hell.
073. Tokiko - She got beat up for reading. Why is Reimu so mean?
Like:
074. Yukari Yakumo - Her concept is cool but I wish people would stop calling her a hag when she's 17 years old.
075. Sanae Kochiya - "The Luigi to Reimu's Mario" everyone says. I should be head over heels for a Green Reimu, but I don't know. She's cool.
076. Lyrica Prismriver - Cutest out of the three sisters imo. PoFV design kinda sucks though.
077. Hong Meiling - No it's fine I just didn't think she would be Chinese.
078. Chen - What are you doing on the counter? Winston!
079. Urumi Ushizaki - "When I was younger, I used to go and tip cows for fun yeah. Actually I didn't do that 'cause I didn't want the cow to be sad."
080. Lunasa Prismriver - One quarter of George Washington's head. Half of George Washington's head. Three quarters of George Washington's head. All of George Washington's head.
081. Merlin Prismriver - THE TRUMPET!
082. Takane Yamashiro - i like the green
083. Shou Toramaru - So many tigers, it happens to tigers.
084. Yuuma Toutetsu - hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is yuuma but u can call me t3h Sh3eP oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^…
085. Nazrin - Is there cheese in the great beyond?
086. Chimata Tenkyuu - Rainbow capitalism has never been more awesome.
087. Keine Kamishirasawa - I WOULD GO TO SCHOOL IF: THIS WAS THE TEACHER
088. Kanako Yasaka - She's caused the incident in three of the main games. She's way too underappreciated.
088. Kanako Yasaka - She's caused the incident in three of the main games. She's way too underappreciated.
089. Seija Kijin - If opposite day was an actual holiday, she would be the Santa Claus or Easter Bunny of it
090. Hieda no Akyuu - She remembers it so you don't have to...
091. Junko - The second most metal Touhou character behind Hecatia. She went to war with the moon to avenge her dead son. What a badass.
092. Koakuma - Miss Patchouli's right-hand woman. She's invited to the sleepover.
093. Shinki - I mean. She's the queen of Makai. That's pretty cool don'tcha think?
094. Mai - I don't have much to say about her, I just think her design is pretty cute.
095. Shion Yorigami - I know she's a poverty goddess and all but to me deep down I feel like there's a soft side to her. Also her and Tenshi are capital g Gay.
096. Jo'on Yorigami - Annoying little brat trying to be a TikTok influencer. She's silly and I fw her but I'd still probably feed her to Yuyuko if I had to put up with her. #EatTheRich.
097. Elly - Miss Bad Apple herself. That's all I got. The Mugenkan Grim Reaper? What do you people want from me?
098. Keiki Haniyasushin - Oddly forgettable for the final boss of a Touhou game. I still really like her nonetheless.
099. Minoriko Aki - She's cute. She has a lil autumn thing going on. I like her.
100. Kurumi - Vampires are awesome! She lives in a lake of blood? I know she's ECSTATIC.
101. Rinnosuke Morichika - Truly unique. The creator's self insert, the only male character in a nearly all girl world and he DOESN'T make it weird? That's why ZUN is the goat.
102. Zanmu Nippaku - So THIS is Hisami's crush. Yeah I guess I get it.
103. Enoko Mitsugashira - why she got bear trap hands.
104. Doremy Sweet - She's based on the same myth as Drowzee. Drowzee evolves into Hypno. Touhou is mostly girls. She's a hypnotist. A hypnotist of ladies.
105. Yuki - I'm more of a Mai gal but she's cool.
106. Yumeko - Sakuya before reading JoJo.
107. Yorihime Watatsuki - Never read the manga but I get the impression that she would bully me. /pos
108. Mima - I get it. She's iconic and should absolutely return but her absence is too much of a meme at this point and I can't tell how much of the desire for her return is genuine.
109. Meira - First canonically straight Touhou character. Also she might be homophobic?
110. Ruukoto - She's cute. She's radioactive. She's a robot. She has green hair.
111. Kagerou Imaizumi - She's a werewolf, insecure about her hairiness, which would be normal even for female werewolves. I like to read this as gender dysphoria but I don't know
112. Kana Anaberal - Tf is her deal lmao?
113. Megumu Iizunamaru - I'd rather kiss Aya
114. Genjii - Reimu's old ass pet turtle. That she flies on no less.
115. Toyohime Watatsuki - Never read the manga but I get the impression that she would bully me /neg
116. Kosuzu Motoori - Bro is a reader smh.
117. Ellen - Not even a Touhou original character. BUT she is cute and her nickname is Fluffyhead so I gotta forgive her for that.
118. Shinmyoumaru Sukuna - girl why you so damn tiny.
119. Sekibanki - I'M NOT DONE AND I WON'T BE TILL MY HEAD FALLS OFF!
120. Chiyari Tenkajin - Blood on my Latina thighs
121. Shizuha Aki - Sorry queen I just think Minoriko is better.
122. Reisen II - *sigh* The sequels are never as good.
123. Kaguya Houraisan - For a lunar princess she sure is uninteresting! This post was made by Mokou gang.
124. Wakasagihime - the little mermaid
125. Letty Whiterock - She’s a pretty snowwoman. That’s about all I can say about her.
126. Lily White - Spring is my favorite season so she kinda gets a pass, but her entire thing being informing people of Spring’s arrival is a little boring.
127. Rumia - The fan theories are cool but to me she’s just a t-posing chuunibyou girl who eats people to me.
128. Gengetsu - I mean she has wings which makes her cooler than her sister by default. Don’t ask longtime fans what they used to call her last spell though.
129. Rika - A bit cute, a bit annoying. Mostly annoying.
130. Mayumi Joutouguu - She really does not need that many Us in her last name.
131. Sariel - androgynous, cool final boss theme, resembles a certain undertale character whose name is an anagram.
132. Konngara - Another androgynous final boss with a cool theme. Wish Touhou 1’s characters had, well…character.
133. Sara - I actually blanked on stuff to say about her. There really is nothing to her. She’s pretty I guess?
134. Mugetsu - Her boss fight is insanely difficult sure but the 2 games to come after Lotus Land Story introduce cooler maids tbh.
135. Elis - I really like her design. Theres just nothing to Touhou 1’s cast aside from their boss fights and designs.
136. Orange - Like with Sara not much to say about her but her name is a color which is cool. Also she’s kinda proto-Meiling so thats cool.
137. Kisume - kinda freaks me out, and I’m not just saying that because Homestuck ruined the concept of buckets for me.
138. Louise - Again, nothing to say about her. and unlike Sara she doesn’t have a somewhat nice design to save her imo.
139. Kotohime - All Cops Are Bastards!
140. Eika Ebisu - her backstory just makes me really depressed
141. Nemuno Sakata - fake hag lovers when they see a real grandma.
142. Benben Tsukumo - Prismrivers did it first and better. She’s kinda cute though
143. Yatsuhashi Tsukumo - Prismrivers did it first and better. Not as cute as her sister, sorry!!
Oddities/???/Confusion
144. Great Catfish - yep, it sure is.
145. Unzan - Ichirin’s stand
146. ShinGyoku (Female) - The horns are cool
147. ShinGyoku (Male) - Doesn’t have cool horns
148. Fortune Teller - uh huh
149. Kikuri - least popular named character according to the polls. Her design has potential but again. Touhou 1 moment.
150. Evil Eye Sigma - funny name. thats it
151. Hisoutensoku - ok yeah whatever man
152. YuugenMagan - honestly just a bunch of eyes
153. Mimi-Chan - not even a touhou character originally. Also, a sentient missile? Really.
Dislike
154. Sunny Milk - fairies
155. Star Sapphire - of
156. Luna Child - light
157. Mizuchi Miyadeguchi - Blue Mima Blima What’s wrong with you why are you blue
158. Narumi Yataders - god fucking dammit
159. Yoshika Miyako - Youmu is a gardener so when you play as her in Ten Desires and get to stage 3 it’s Plants vs Zombies
160. Satono Nishida - STOP IT!!!
161. Mai Teireida - GAHHHH
162. Misumaru Tamatsukiri - bluh
163. Mononobe no Futo - Pyromaniac oldhead you’re not that girl pal
164. Momiji Inubashiri - overrated also most of her fans i’ve interacted with are klan members
165. Soga no Tojiko - overrated i think ppl only like her because shes the closest thing to mima we have in the modern games. Only problem is shes a stage 5 midboss with no other important appearances.
166. Seiga Kaku - I dealt with enough necrophiles in high school. Gensokyo was supposed to me my escape from necrophilia. Seiga threw a monkey wrench in that whole avoiding necrophiles thing.
Song of the Day: Elvis Costello - I Don't Want to Go To Chelsea
Saw an album cover redraw of ts shit with Aya. That was cool.
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