RWBY Volume 4 Thoughts

May 18th 2026

The Next Step

Oh what the hell is that

Who the hell are these guys

Is this Arthur and Hazel?

Tyrian is cool as fuck

The other two are ugly as fuck

Hi Cinder

Tyrian idk about you man

Why does a small part of me actually feel bad for Cinder

Here comes Salem!

Oh shit so Ozpin IS dead. That’s what I thought.

Did they kill Summer in the past too?

So if a bunch of them were able to gang up on Amber and kill her then it shouldn’t be hard to do the same to Cinder

Who is Sienna Khan?

Also Adam Taurus mentioned /neg

Cinder can’t even speak huh

Ruby did a number on her I take it

Tyrian creeps me out but in a cool way he’s not like Adam or Roman

He wanted to kill her himself

He’s a little over the top

Who the hell is this now?

Just kidding I know it’s Oscar Pine

I’ve seen this show before… a long time ago

NORA AND REN HAII

Jaune just wants to be the leader still.

How is “Junior” a cooler name than “Ranger” lmao

WHAT AN ENTRANCE FROM RUBY HOLY SHIT

You don’t fuck with Ruby or her friends!

Nora is a badass too

HIS ARM IS A TREE

Ren is so damn cool

Jaune is a good strategist

Damn they don’t play around

So they’re getting paid like actual hunter

Shit’s not that funny

But seeing Ruby happy after all the horrible shit that happened to her is refreshing

Nothin wrong with liking cute bunnies 

I remember Jaune saying it himself. Pyrrha was the first person who ever really believed in him

So far this feels more like a traditional fantasy series

Oh they’re gonna get lost aren’t they

HEY WEISS!!! HELLO WEISS!!!

Are we gonna see Jacques next episode

That mf pisses me off

Remembrance

THIS INTRO KICKS ASSS

So team RWBY is all separated.

Ruby is with JNR

Weiss is with her family

Blake is with Sun and her family

Yang is with her dad after she lost her arm.

I see.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE FENNEC GUY

I hate Adam so much bruh

NORAAAAAAAAAA

Whitley! 

Well at least they have a map.

We’re lost.

SEVEN SISTERS

Wait Nora what the hell was sthat supposed to mean?

That shit does not look good.

Tyrian probably.

Volume 4 is already off to a really dark start.

What’s that?

They look like they know something about that symbol.

Who’s this douchebag arguing with?

Oh it’s Ironwood.

So he’s just a rich asshole that makes sense

Is Weiss fr gonna transfer to Atlas

GOD I HATE THIS GUY

A charity concert?

Weiss is gonna sing?

Weiss is a good singer I’m sure.

What’s that about.

His eyes changed color like three times what was that about.

Ruby’s still traumatized after all of that.

I’ve had similar shit happen to me when I lost people close to me.

Like I would still hear their voice, see them in my dreams and shit.

OH THAT MAKES MORE SENSE.

He’s listening to a video recording of her to practice fighting.

So she’s not hearing voices. 

Jesus this hurts

Again she kissed him before she went off to fight Cinder.

Also “I’ll always be here for you” cuts deep.

Of Runaways and Stowaways

We’re gonna see what Blake’s been up to here.

HIII BLAKE MISSED YOU.

She’s with Sun I thought no?

Who’s watching her?

Tyrian?

YANG HII MISSED YOU.

She’s so cute I love her. 

What is it?

OHHH it’s a prosthetic arm 

That’s sweet of him maybe Ironwood isn’t a bad guy like I first assumed.

I understand Yang’s feelings, if even half of the shit that happened to her happened to me I don’t know how I could go on.

This just hurts to see :( I feel so bad for her.

Who is that following Blake?

That don’t look good.

That’s a big ass sea monster.

Blake’lll handle it.

She’s one hell of a fighter.

Also this music goes hard.

HUH

Ohhh 

So it IS Sun.

So was he stalking her or something?

He’s kind of an annoying ass lol.

HOLY SHIT 

Bro’s down bad 

Justified tbh

BUNNYGIRL SPOTTED

He’s such an idiot

Crazy how even Cinder’s traumatized from everything that happened last season.

The hell is that noise?

THE HELL IS THAT THING

Did she or did she not?

So Ozpin is dead??? I don’t understand bruh.

What are YOU planning?

I deadass was expecting that to be Tyrian and not Sun. He’s supposed to be looking for Ruby though, isn’t he?

Family

Is this Oscar?

DUDE WHAT THE HELL

Yang’s going back to that day where she fought Adam and lost her arm.

Just try the prosthetic I think it’ll help.

QROW WEARING A SKIRT???? I’M DROOLING 

I need to see him in a skirt omga

I love Yang 

Is that like the “Rome wasn’t built in a day” saying

Ozpin :( 

Where’s Raven

Damn right, Yang.

Did he really fucking say that.

She took that way better than I would have

Goliath in the room is crazy.

Address Me.

Return to normal is an odd way to put it

Right

Isn’t that literally what the name Yang Xiao Long means?

Sunny Little Dragon

I like that. 

That’s a fair reason to be scared of mice, but they’re cute in my opinion.

Yang is strong, I think she can handle herself 

RUBY I MISSED U 

Higanbana

QROW I MISSED U

He really is a crow ass bitch

Red eyes??? RAVEN??

“Gave you top” had a different meaning in 2016 lol.

RAVEN!!!

She’s so pretty Yang really is her daughter.

There must be some beef with these two I’m curious

Wait yeah Qrow’s right what the hell.

But at the same time I kinda get it Yang has to learn to save herself

Does Salem have what?

I don’t really understand what Salem’s deal is but she’s cool.

Team STRQ were killers and thieves?

Shion is the village that was destroyed right?

Who’s the Spring Maiden?

Ooh wait is it Raven?

YANGGGG I LOVE YOU

<3 

Menagerie

So is Menagerie where Blake is from?

So we’re gonna see Kali and Ghira this episode I’m assuming.

BUNNY FAUNUS!!!

Just wait until you hear about Australia, Sun.

So Menagerie is like the Australia of Remnant.

THERES SO MANY BUNNIES!!!!

So it’s like apartheid.

I love Blake so so much. 

Sun is kind of an idiot. 

Kali is so pretty.

AWWWW

Ghira’s kinda scary.

I will never understand what Blake sees in Sun

FENNEC FOX MENTION???

Do they not know that the White Fang was partially responsible for what happened to their daughter??

THEY’VE SEEN IT FIRSTHAND.

EXACTLY YEAH.

YANG LOST HER DAMN ARM

Who’s Khan though? 

That sounds like a good explanation but still.

Also Roman was commanding them for a bit too to be fair.

SO GHIRA WAS THEIR LEADER AT FIRST??

The Albain twins seem nice. 

I don’t know if I like him either.

Man these guys are evil I shoulda known. They’re working with that piece of shit Adam after all.

They’re still cool as hell I love foxes. 

OHHHH SHIT TYRIAN.

This guy creeps me tf out too.

Tipping Point

Casey Lee Williams is so talented.

I can’t stand Adam bro

Corsac and Fennec are so damn cool though.

NORAAAAA!!!!!

RNJR’s arc in this season is like that one Lord of the Rings song joking about how the first book is mostly walking. 

Who wrote this season? Tolkien?

Nah in all seriousness I am enjoying most of it so far, Blake and Yang have had some good developments 

THEY’LL WALK IF I TELL THEM TO.

GET THAT WEAK ASS BIRD SHIT OUT OF HERE.

She’s tired of the walking too lmao.

Oniyuri.

ONI YURI. 

I’ll refrain from making any jokes this is gonna get deep I’m sure.

Ren’s parents… they died didn’t they.

I’m sure Nora knows about it.

Have I mentioned how pretty her outfit is yet?

I would wear that irl. 

IS THAT WEISS SINGING???

DAMN SHE’S GOOD.

DAMNNNN.

DAMMNNNNNN SHE’S REAL GOOD.

Singing about how much you want to break free from the shackles your parents put on you at their charity event is really funny though.

Honestly incredibly based too. Love ya Weiss. 

I doubt that, Jacques.

GOD I HATE THIS PIECE OF SHIT.

You never were the good guy

Who’s this guy I don’t remember him?

Henry Marigold?

WAIT OHHHH IT’S THIS GUY.

HE’S THE COUSIN OF THE TRANS GIRL FROM THE LATER SEASONS.

Doesn’t she hate her rich asshole family though.

So yeah this Henry guy’s probably a rich asshole too.

Yeah this guy really is insufferable. 

Wouldn’t be surprised if he’s also a piece of shit like the rest of his family.

Weiss gets her justified crashout moment.

DAMN RIGHT IRONWOOD.

THAT’S MY GOAT.

OHHH SHIT WE’RE ABOUT TO SEE TYRIAN IN ACTION

JESUS CHRIST 

He’s almost cartoonishly insane.

He also creeps me the fuck out but it’s almost enteraining in his case.

Unlike Adam Taurus.

It’s a bit much though.

DON’T FUCK WITH NORA VALKYRIE.

He’s a spider faunus.

He’s a follower of Salem and Salem only.

QROW I LOVE YOU

THAT’S MY WIFE.

Punished

I just realized “Move onward not there yet” spells out Monty.

Hi Oscar.

He seems sweet.

This is so weird bruh

I feel so bad for both of them

This reminds me of the opening scene of 17776.

Oscar is Nine and Ozpin is Ten

GET MORE 17776 PILLED NOWWWWWWW

Being the chosen one must suck fr

That’s creepy as hell.

It really sucks how neither of them have a choice. 

Jacques you’re unbelievable

HE MARRIED INTO THE SCHNEE NAME??? HE DID THAT JUST FOR THE MONEY AND FAME I BET

WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT

Oh and he slapped Weiss fuck this guy

You’re incredibly disappointing Jacques.

So Winter isn’t her dad’s lackey.

DAMN RIGHT WEISS

YOU’RE MORE OF A SCHNEE THAN THIS PIECE OF SHIT IS 

Jacques is a child.

Wow I hate this guy

I fucking hate him. 

Is that even what Whitley wants.

WHITLEY IS FUCKING TWO-FACED I THOUGHT HE WAS COOL

FUCK HIM TOO.

ALL OF THESE ASSHOLES PISS ME OFF

He sure is weird.

Oh yeah that’s right Ruby still doesn’t know who Salem is.

360 NOSCOPE HIS SPIDER ASS 

Nvm Ruby has that Thomas Crooks aim

They might not be on the level of the first 3 volumes but the fight scenes in this season are still pretty damn good

GIRL WATCH OUT

NO QROWWWW

WHAT THE FUCK

FUCK EM UP RUBY.

That does not look like “just grazed”

Qrow said the thing.

A Much Needed Talk

So did he tell Ruby that Cinder is the Fall Maiden?

Sounds like she stole all of it now.

Do you believe in destiny?

He’s trying to explain if you’d just let him.

So there’s two gods. One of creation and one of destruction. 

One of light and one of darkness.

A bit cliche but whatever.

They both worked together, and they created.

Let me guess… Humanity?

Yep.

That’s kinda interesting actually.

Knowledge, Creation, Destruction, Choice

Four Maidens. Four Relics?

SO THAT’S WHAT SALEM WANTS.

OKAY THAT’S KINDA INTERESTING ACTUALLY.

I’ve always wondered why the moon on Remnant looks like that but it’s super cool.

Her parents seem sweet, but they’re still trying to make the whole White Fang thing work.

What the hell

Her outfit is nice but it really doesn’t cover much.

Blake is a little too relatable here and I don’t know how to feel about that.

Oh so they aren’t trying to be cool with the White Fang?

I really do feel like her parents are good people. 

No one could’ve done what she did alone.

Sun is such an idiot lmao.

Bad Luck Charm is crazy

Poor guy.

That’s not something he wants to have. 

Is this Raven?

I know they can both take the form of birds.

He doesn’t want them to get hurt.

Blake gets her justified crashout moment to.

I kinda can’t stand him.

IS THAT ADAM?

Wait no.

Who is this?

TF Happened?

Bro’s bleeding pen ink.

Is he gonna die?

Surely this isn’t where he dies, right?

Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back

AWWW ZWEI

It’s good to see Yang back in action.

She’s so pretty. Blake has good taste.

Blake’s also pretty though. Yang has good taste too.

Tai realizes she didn’t attack that guy right?

Ok he’s not bringing that up

She’s hot-headed. Literally.

I think she let her emotions get the best of her in the fight with Adam and that’s why she let that happen to her.

I get why she did though.

Yang is strong evenn without her semblance.

Weiss!!!!! Hi Weiss!!!

I hate this guy.

To be honest his voice is grating too.

Your army is AI slop broski.

You can do a lot in your own bedroom.

Weiss seems to be getting the hang of her whole summoning thing

Winter would be proud, probably.

Oops.

At least someone respects her.

Who the hell is this?

It’s not Adam unless he transitioned.

Did Adam transition?

Who is this?

Ilia?

So why did it take her whole mask coming off for Blake to recognize her?

OH SHE’S A CHAMELEON.

THAT’S SO COOL.

They wouldn’t kill off Qrow and Sun in the same episode.

Let’s see how Qrow is doing anyway.

OHHH They’re close to Mistral.

What’s the deal here?

Looks like Nora knows something.

Why is it crossed out.

This is definitely important to both of them. 

I know they’re childhood friends, is this their old village?

“We always have” YEP.

I hope this means we get more Renora moments. I like them a lot.

I’m worried about Qrow mostly.

Uh oh.

That’s a big ass footprint WAIT NO IT’S THAT SYMBOL AGAIN

What the hell is that symbol?

We saw it in episode 2 but I don’t remember in what context.

Kuroyuri

We’re about to get some Ren and Nora lore!

Have we even really seen Adam in this season yet?

I don’t think we’re going to.

What the hell have Watts or Hazel done yet this season yet?

This is going to be a flashback episode kinda right? 

Regardless I’m going to love it I’m sure.

Are we starting off with Oscar?

Poor kid. Again, he didn’t ask for this.

There’s Hazel.

What was that about?

What’s his deal?

How is Qrow even still alive? If he is.

OOH THAT’S A DEAD LOTUS FLOWER LIKE HIS SYMBOL

And there’s baby Ren awww.

So that’s his mom.

He’s so so silly.

We’re gonna see baby Nora too aren’t we?

I feel like I remember this.

He’s so silly.

THAT’S BABY NORA OMG

Poor girl :( 

They’re all scared of his dad.

So what happened with Nora?

He was just trying to do something good for his dad.

So is this how they became friends?

That’s something I’m excited to see.

They’re two of my favorite characters so I love learning more about them.

Damn.

Is this how the village got destroyed?

Is Li a huntsman? 

Ohhh shit.

I don’t think she survived that.

Li doesn’t look too good either.

I’m actually about to start crying man.

He was just a kid. Him and Nora both were.

He’s just a kid he can’t fight that thing.

Where is Nora?

Oh.

Poor girl :( 

The lotus flower.

OOH WHAT’S HAPPENED TO HIM.

He’s gonna go after her THAT’S MY GOAT.

HELL YEAH

AWWWWWWWW

I love these two so much 

I’m kinda curious though how old would they have been here?

She’s such a sweetheart.

He’s gonna get himself hurt.

WAIT WHAT IS THIS?

Ohhh shit.

Yeah this don’t look good.

THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS

Not the point but THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS

Taking Control

Is this Cinder?

Yup.

Is she still traumatized.

It’s always interesting seeing a villain’s trauma as well.

Tyrian is pretty messed up too.

Both of them fucked with Ruby Rose and paid the price.

Ruby’s more dangerous than Qrow honestly.

Tyrian’s concept and design are cool as hell but he’s a bit over the top.

Hard to take seriously.

I dunno. 

This is crazy though.

He’s got some issues

MORE YANG YAYY

She’s making the arm more of her own aww that’s nice.

OH SHE STILL HAS THAT

Yang my beloved.

She did see her though didn’t she?

Was expecting her to just say “out” like Skyler White.

“I Fucked Blake.”

Klein’s kinda chill I can’t say I was expecting this.

Jacques and Ironwood are arguing again.

Is Leo the headmaster of Haven?

Weiss better get out quickly then

I really don’t like Jacques.

She was buying herself some time.

What’s with her eyes?

Is he Australian too AWWWW

This guy’s awesome I like him.

So Yang and Weiss are leaving. What about Blake?

I guess we’re gonna see what she’s up to now as well.

Blake’s so gorgeous.

I love her so much. 

Damn that’s some real shit.

PREACH SUN

I really do love Blake she’s always meant a lot to me.

Seems like he already did overthrow them.

That’s not really a good idea

REN WHAT HAPPENED.

Is this the thing that destroyed the village last time?

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING

THAT’S ACTUALLY FUCKIN TERRIFYING

No Safe Haven

26 minute long episode this better be good.

What the hell is that thing

That is absolutely terrifying

Might be the most terrifying monster in this show yet

How does Ren do that?

Also how the hell is Qrow still alive?

This doesn’t look or feel like a normal grimm this thing is actually terrifying.

Oh shit but is Nora okay?

That was smart and brave of her but is she gonna be okay

REN WTF

Good lord that thing is absolutely brutalizing them

They might wannna just surrender.

Nora what was that

NORA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

She’s usually so cheerful seeing her like this is surprising but I love it so much.

She’s not fucking around anymore 

DAMN RIGHT NORA 

 Also wtf Ren still has the dagger?

I mean I would’ve kept it too if it was the last thing my father gave to me before he died.

Nora once again reminding everyone that she is really the best character in this show.

This is awesome I love this.

THAT’S WHY HE’S THE GOAT!!!!! THE GOAT!!!!!

Metaphor for facing your fears and trauma or whatever

NORA GLOMP!!!!!

HOW THE FUCK IS QROW STILL ALIVE?!

I’m glad he is but how the hell?

Well that’s just good luck

Nvm the smoke

Well that was quick.

He’s not gonna die here that would be stupid.

REN AND NORA YAYYYYY

THEY’RE SO PRETTY.

AWWWWW THEY’RE HOLDING HANDS

KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS KISS

AWWW

AWWWW SHE’S PUTTING HER HEAD ON HIS SHOULDER

PEAK

This might be my favorite episode in the series so far.

Which is ironic because the rest of the volume was largely just kinda okay.

Ruby’s gonna write another letter.

Oh why would it be difficult does she have bad handwriting too? Can relate.

That’s my new headcanon Ruby has bad handwriting.

WEISS

Are they gonna reunite?

AWWWWWW THE TEAM RWBY PIC

They deserved to just be happy. :( 

I love this a lot.

I love all these characters OH IS OSCAR COMING TO HAVEN TOO?

We haven’t seen Emerald or Mercury at all this season.

Damn.

Her handwriting is pretty decent actually. I can’t project onto this character at all!

Awww.

This is making me emotional. 

Is that Ozpin’s old weapon?? :O 

Akira bike slide.

OHHHHH NOW THE PROFESSOR IS WORKING WITH SALEM OH SHIT.

Man I uhh. IDK.

7/10 season for the most part but damn that last episode was woah

It’s my bias towards Ren and Nora obviously. 

End Credits scene time.

Qrow again.

Oscar!!!!

He was born yesterday and has every disease.

OH SHIT.

OHHHHH THAT’S AWESOME.

They had him reincarnated into this random ass farm boy though 😭

OK bye ^^

Character Ranking

1. Nora Valkyrie (BEST GIRL)
2. Lie Ren (BEST GIRL’S CHILDHOOD FRIEND)
3. Ruby Rose (I’m sorry I just love her so much)
4. Blake Belladonna (I love the kitty)
5. Yang Xiao Long (SHE’S STILL KICKING ASS)
6. Qrow Branwen (Does he fw 20 year old unemployed loser trans girls)
7. Weiss Schnee (She deserves to be happy man I hope she tells her father to fuck off right to his face)
8. James Ironwood (He seems like a better father to Weiss and Winter than Jacques could ever dream of being)
9. Jaune Arc (He was great this season but losing Pyrrha really affected him for sure)
10. Salem (She’s like the true villain running the show right? I’m interested to see what she does because damn she looks cool.)
11. Oscar Pine (He got his cane back)
12. Emerald Sustrai (Should’ve done more this season but still ranking her high because I love her)
13. Raven Branwen (Yang’s mom is hot as fuck)
14. Cinder Fall (Seeing the villain’s trauma is really interesting)
15. Tyrian Callows (He’s a bit over the top but I fw him)
16. Fennec Albain (I <3 FENNEC FOXES)
17. Ilia Amitola (Cool chameleon lady)
18. Klein Sieben (Was not expecting to fw this dude as much as I did)
19. Kali Belladonna (She’s pretty and kinda sweet)
20. Ghira Belladonna (He seems like a really good father)
21. Sun Wukong (He kinda annoyed me this season)
22. An Ren (She seemed like a good mother)
23. Li Ren (Kinda scary but seems to have really cared)
24. Corsac Albain (His brother is better)
25. Mercury Black (Didn’t even do anything)
26. Bartholomew Oobleck (He was so great in season 2 we shouldve seen more of him)
27. Zwei (DOG)
28. Taiyang Xiao Long (He had his moments this season)
29. Hazel Rainart (idk. He seems kinda interesting but didn’t do anything)
30. Peter Port (idk how to feel about this guy)
31. Arthur Watts (Didn’t do shit + seems like a pos)
32. Whitley Schnee (Annoying)
33. Henry Marigold (Who gives a shit about this guy he sucks)
34. Jacques Schnee (BURN IN HELL)

Episode Ranking

1. No Safe Haven
2. Kuroyuri
3. Family
4. Menagerie
5. Taking Control
6. Remembrance
7. Of Runaways and Stowaways
8. Tipping Point
9. Punished
10. Two Steps Forward, Two Steps Back
11. The Next Step
12. A Much Needed Talk

Song of the Day: Ween - Push th' Little Daisies

Eric Cartman kinda goin crazy

2 weeks until my 20th birthday!

Media Log 2026 - May 18th

50. RWBY Volume 4

2016 Webseries, Rating: Okay

I love Ren and Nora they're my favorite characters, sorry.

Good Omens 3

May 17th 2026

Gonna watch the recap

“It’s not like that” uh huh…

God this hurts so much.

THE KISS STILL GIVES ME CHILLS.

The War in Heaven

Is that Aziraphale? He looks like a Lord of the Rings character.

HI CROWLEY

WAIT IS THIS WHEN THEY MET

I THOUGHT THE OTHER SCENE IN SEASON 2 WAS WHEN THEY MET

I really should’ve rewatched the first two seasons in preparation.

I was really hoping we’d get more than just one finale movie but y’know who’s to blame for that :/

I wasn’t planning on watching it until I learned he wouldn’t be involved.

MURIEL HAIIIIII I MISSED YOU

JESUS HIIII 

That must be traumatizing.

That’s gotta be a lot to take in.

Gabriel’s missing

CROWLEY :(

Not quite an angel

I don’t like Sandalphon 

Crowley my goat I love youuuu

“I’ve lost worse things than that” he sure has.

I feel like Aziraphale’s also depressed as well.

The hell just happened to him

Mf disintegrated.

OHH NOW JESUS IS GOING OUT ON HIS OWN.

A lot has changed in 2,000 years.

Poor Crowley :(

Did he take it with Him?

Kinda deserved.

Who’s this? Beelzebub?

Oh nvm

Dagon

Does hearing his name hurt demons???

Also sounds like he already has found Him.

COME ON IM SO READY FOR THIS REUNION 

He just gets drunk and gambles every night 

Come on Aziraphale he needs you.

Damn how long has it been?

THEY'VE BEEN PARTNERS FOR 6 MILLENNIA THIS CAN’T BE IT FOR THEM :(

Hello Crowley!

CROWLEY’S BEEN TAKING CARE OF IT FOR HIM

OH MY GODDDDDD 😭😭😭😭

CROWLEY RAN INTO JESUS LMAO

Fuck Brian Cameron bruh

They’re playing Monopoly?

I CAN’T STAND THIS GUY

I’M A RETIRED BOOKSELLER!!!!

Aziraphale is such a nerd it’s so cute

HES GONNA CATCH THE BULLET  AGAIN

OH NO THATS EVEN BETTER

Aziraphale and Crowley are a good little team

MURIEL HIIIII

He’s taking this whole “find the lady” thing too literally.

LMAO

Bless you!

Harry the Fish

You’d think the Son of God would be better at that game.

What the hell is he saying 

The Metatron put something in his coffee I swear.

This all sounds like slimy tactics to get his position back.

SENT HIS ASS TO HELL LMAO

Muriel’s such a sweetheart I love them.

Did they find Him?

DO THEY THINK IT WAS MURIEL WHO KILLED HIM?

He quit lol.

I didn’t know you could quit being a demon.

THAT’S ABSOLUTELY NUTS

SO WHO TOOK IT

Might’ve been Sandalphon.

Hell definitely took him. 

THAT’S SMART AZIRAPHALE YEAH

He looks like Beetlejuice…Beetlejuice? Beetlejuice.

Is there a downer downstairs?

The Ninth Circle?

Doesn’t seem like there’s circles in Good Omens’ depiction of Hell.

WAIT THAT EXPLAINS WHY THE METATRON VANISHED??

He’s so confused lol.

Oh well that’s depressing.

He did a good job trying but he really messed up.

Did you? Did you persuade them?

I hope if we see God in this she’s played by Alanis Morissette.

HAHAHAHAHHA HE JUST REALIZED.

OHHHH CROWLEY’S SMART

SOMEONE FROM HEAVEN??

MURIELLLLLLL <3

IT’S MICHAEL THAT MAKES SENSE

THIS IS SO FUNNY LMAO

AWWWW MURIEL

IT IS MICHAEL THEY KILLED SANDALPHON AND THE METATRON.

THEY’RE GONNA KILL AZIRAPHALE TOO.

I really don’t like them.

URIEL TOO???

THEY GOT RID OF CANADA.

NOT AUSTRALIA TOO

AWWWWW HI JESUS.

What’s He gonna do?

QUEEN 

This is so visually impressive.

He’s gonna get Himself in trouble :( 

They’re She’s crashing out

IS MURIEL GONNA DIE???

WHAT THE HELL

WHAT THE FUCK

OH NOOOOO THEY’RE GONNA THINK IT’S HIM.

JESUS NOOOOOOOOOOO :( 

I fucking hate Michael.

Clearly nobody owns an air fryer.

They remember. Aziraphale and Crowley remember.

Michael’s gonna die now?

AZIRAPHALE MY GOAT.

What can Aziraphale do?

OHHHH SHIT

He’s gonna forgive them.

Well that wasn’t a good idea.

So is that it then? Everything’s gone?

Except for Azirapgale and Crowley in the bookshop.

THERE IS ONE MORE THING THAT NEEDS FIXING

THEIR RELATIONSHIP.

So now what?

Is this really how it ends?

They do have each other awww.

EVEN THE DICKENS!!!!

THEY HAVE A VISITOR!!!!

WHATTTTTT

WHO’S THAT?

EVEN THE DICKENS!!!!

Wait who is that?

SATAN

THE BIG MAN DOWNSTAIRS.

Lucifer. 

Does that mean God’s still around?

ALANIS MORISSETTE?

Not how I was expecting Lucifer to look.

LOL

OHHHHHH SHIT THATS GENIUS

AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY ARE REDOING EVERYTHING.

THAT’S WHY THEY’RE THE GOATS

THE GOATS.

GOD.

ALANIS MORISSETTE?

ALANIS MORISSETTE?

YOU YOU YOU OUGHTA KNOW

It’s not Alanis. Still though I think they did a good job casting God.

Sounds like the problem of evil.

Crowley’s spittin facts here.

All fax no printer.

Seems to know a lot about card tricks.

What’s Aziraphale gonna ask.

HE’S GONNA SAY CROWLEY

SO DAMN TRUE.

DAMN RIGHT.

CROWLEY MY GOAT. AZIRAPHALE MY GOAT.

I love this.

Damn right.

SO EVERYTHING’S ENDING.

AZIRAPHALE AND CROWLEY ARE GONNA LEAVE TOO

It’s not what he wanted but he’s gonna accept it and finish the job.

OOH. THAT CUTS DEEP

“Why make me complete and then take it away?” WOAH.

“Your love for him was the messiest, silliest, most predictable thing in the universe.” HOLY SHIT

NO WAIT.

That’s a good question.

Damn,,,

SHE’S GOD WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE CAN’T MAKE THE DECISIONS.

HE WANTS AZIRAPHALE

Is this the Garden of Eden?

HE ONLY WANTS YOU

SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT.

OH MY GOD

A real universe? What does he mean by that.

OHHHHHHHH 

SO ARE THEY GOING TO SACRIFICE THEMSELVES TO GIVE HUMANS A CHANCE TO TRULY BE FREE.

SO WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN?

What’s going to happen.

So no afterlife? What will happen then?

17776 moment.

They don’t want to exist. 

So will they just. Cease to exist?

I don’t think I could comprehend that.

SAY GOODBYE.

WELL?

AWWW

AWWWWWWWW

I’M GONNA CRY

HOLY SHIT.

13.8 Billion Years later

IS THAT HIM????

THEY’D FIND EACH OTHER IN EVERY UNIVERSE THAT’S AMAZING

THAT’S BEAUTIFUL. 

I LOVE THAT.

DOES CROWLEY KNOW 

OHHHH SHIT HE WROTE IT

I LOVE THIS THIS IS SO SWEET

What is this?

So they don’t know each other but they found each other.

That’s so beautiful.

Brian Cox?

Professor Anthony Crowley

OHHHHH MY GOODNESS AWWW

OH SO HIS NAME IS ASA FELL.

This is sweet.

AWWWWWWWWWW.

He might say yes.

AWWWWWWWWWWW

TIME AFTER TIME

HOLY SHIT 

PEAK 

“They’ll find each other in any universe” is so damn real.

TIME AFTER TIME.

Is that Terry Pratchett.

THEY’RE GROWING OLD TOGETHER.

AWWWW.

IT’S MIRRORING THEIR FIRST MEETING.

AWWWW.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

AWWWW

MAN I UHH

It’s not quite them but like… idk it was sweet.

I wouldn’t say it was 100% a great ending but I would say it did tug on my heartstrings a bit.

It’s just damn it’s like idk it’s them but it’s not y’know?

Song of the Day: Queen - You're My Best Friend

WOAH

15 days until my 20th birthday!

Media Log 2026 - May 17th:

49. Good Omens: The Finale (2026)

2026 Film, Rating: Okay

I definitely get why it was rushed, I’m also still conflicted on how it ended. 

It was very sweet but really didn’t feel right for them. 

I very much enjoyed it as I was watching but now that I’m really thinking about it I’m not sure how to feel.

 The “They’ll Find Each Other In Every Universe” trope is sweet I guess, but the fact that they threw away everything they knew and loved to give that second chance doesn’t entirely feel right. 

I guess they saw it as the best outcome, and I get that. But still… I might’ve cried a little also.

Finally Done.

May 16th 2026

As of yesterday I'm finally done with everything I need to do for my classes and shit. I'm probably gonna watch the Good Omens finale tomorrow to celebrate. 

Today is the 60th anniversary of Pet Sounds what da hell...

It's a fantastic album I get why so many people glaze it but idk there's albums I like a lot more.

Maybe I need to listen to it a third time to really get it.

Song of the Day: The Beach Boys - Wouldn't It Be Nice

Still crazy to me that he's gone.

16 days until my 20th birthday!

RWBY Volume 3 Thoughts

May 15th 2026

Round One

This season’s like the tournament arc right?

Ruby’s visiting her mom’s grave.

I remember it looking different in the trailer.

This hurts my heart so bad man :( 

Ruby’s just a kid man

Well Sun’s team is pronounced like “Sun” right?

Cardin’s is Cardinal

I dunno it seems common

Are we gonna see Yang’s parents this season.

Both of them?

Who’s Ruby fighting?

Who’s Blake fighting I haven’t seen that character before.Cool design though. 

YOU BETTER PUT SOME RESPECT ON DR. OOBLECK’S NAME RIGHT NOW 

This place looks sick as hell. 

I’m excited to see this, looks cool. 

Team ABRN? Auburn. So these are like new ppl.

Her weapon’s like a hoverboard thing that can turn into pistols that’s cool.

Damn now who’s this girl Yang’s fighting?

I wonder if we’re gonna see more of them.

Hoverboard girl’s kinda badass. 

BUT BLAKE IS BADASSER.

Ok her name is Reese Chloris. Lemme see if I can read the other names.

Arslan Altan

Bolin Hori

Nadir Shiko.

Doesn’t look like Bolin’s doing so hot either. or Yang.

DAMN THAT WAS AWESOME. ARSLAN KINDA POPPED OFF. 

HOLY SHIT YANG STILL CAME IN CLUTCH. 

EMERALD WTF 

Oh she actually gave it back. I thought she was like evil tho 

Hm.

Ruby’s a cutie.

Wait so I know there’s Mercury and Cinder but who’s their fourth?

That girl’s pretty…

Black hair green eyes kinda like. Oh it’s Neo. 

OH SHIT OKAYYY THAT’S COOL WE’RE GONNA SEE MORE NEO. 

Tf Merc doin bruh

Yang is easily the best fighter on the team though if we’re being real. 

Blake is a close second though. Should be Blake instead of Weiss but what do I know.

Also what would Emerald’s team even be named. EMNC? CEMN? Would it be pronounced like cinnamon? Maybe???

It could also be. CMEN. 

Yeah maybe that’s it. 

Team Semen.

Heiress and the bimbo

The cats and the fishes. 

Should’ve answered your dad

YAY TEAM JNPR 

Jaune…

Jaune!

They’ve taken down several villains already. 

“Don’t fight on an empty stomach” I don’t think they need to worry about that. 

Cinder’s so pretty.

Team BRNZ ok. 

What are those symbols for?

OHHH The terrain they’re fighting on

This is really cool.

I FORGOT ABOUT THE THEME SONGS PAST SEASON 2 THIS GOES ABSOLUTELY NUTS

I don’t think I ever tried doing a cover of this one like the first two seasons back in the day though. 

Also 9 year old me couldn’t sing. 20 year old me still can’t sing.

This song goes crazy. 

Monty passed away before the release of volume 3 though if I remember correctly.

God thinking about that still gets me. He was only 33. 

New Challengers

Who’s JNPR fighting again?  BRNZ?

She’s my favorite too, Peter.

The genuine fear that Nolan guy has is great lmao.

I like the sniper girl she seems cool.

Why is Ren naruto running.

Nora came in clutch once again lol. 

Ren/Nora = Flower Power?

STOP YAPPING THEY’RE GONNA GET YOUR ASS

Jaune/Pyrrha = Arkos

Again these could work great as ship names.

SHE FUCKING ONE SHOT ALL FOUR OF THEM AT ONCE. 

HOLY SHIT. 

Is this Qrow?

HELL YEAH TEAM SSSN IS BACK.

Am I gonna have to put all of these new teams and characters on the tier list I kinda don’t want to. 

Oh well I’m doing it anyway!

Neptune your girlfriend cheers you on and you decide to flirt with other girls I hope these mfs lose. 

Also the other guys look cool. Their names were Scarlet and Sage I think?

Neptune kinda annoys me. 

His name is Neptune and he’s scared of water? The irony there is pretty funny ngl. 

Sage got swept away damn

I like these character designs. I know we’re definitely never gonna see more of them but I like them.

It’s down to Sun at this point how unfortunate.

OK that was kinda cold though. 

Holy shit this guy’s an alcoholic. This guy taught Ruby to fight?

AWWW BLAKE

Screw it I’m putting all the new challengers on the tier list. They didn’t do much but I like a couple of their designs. (I changed my mind on this later)

It's Brawl in the Family

So this is her older sister

So is Winter basically how Weiss would’ve turned out if she never met Ruby.

At least Winter kinda cares about Weiss as a person.

I love Ruby so much lmao. 

WHO THE HELL IS THIS BRUH

Oh

It’s Ruby’s drunk ass uncle.

Crow ass bitch

Qrow ass bitch

She’s gonna be pissed when she finds out this is Ruby’s uncle.

This fight is lame as shit bruh

Humble this stuck up hoe with your drunk crow ass bitch powers or whatever.

Oh shit that was cool

Now what’s he doing. Oh

HI PENNY!!!!!!! HI PENNY!!!!!!!!! HI PENNY!!!!! 

Penny’s like :O 

She’s so cute she’s like his daughter now.

Wait is Ironwood the one who built Penny?

What she said in the last season made it seem otherwise. 

I missed Penny I’m so happy to see her again. 

“If I was one of your men I’d shoot myself” Holy shit I love this guy.

He’s awesome. 

Wait a minute actually who voices Qrow he does a great job

VIC MIGNOGNA THIS NAME SOUNDS FAMILIAR WHERE ELSE HAVE I HEARD THIS GUY

He was Junpei in Persona 3 ohh ok

and Broly in Dragon Ball

and Rohan in JoJo

So Ironwood is just a professional aura farmer.

IS QROW MERCURY’S DAD OR SOMETHING???

I mean I always thought they kinda resembled each other but that’s crazy.

Oh so she’s just a filthy cheater I see. 

Coco and Yatsuhashi? But I wanted to see Velvet fight some more :( 

Lessons Learned

Let me take note of something in the intro

Yang’s fighting Mercury

Blake’s fighting Adam

Weiss is fighting Emerald

Ruby is fighting Cinder

ok just wanted to make note of that. 

VELVET GETS A LINE IN THIS EPISODE INSTANT 10/10.

Oh so there’s four different terrains this time?

I guess that makes sense

I love Coco

and Emerald

Yatsuhashi seems cool but there’s not much we’ve seen of him.

OH THAT WAS CRAZY

So there’s a forcefield around the battlefield that’s good.

There’s Emerald I guess.

Broke the sunglasses damn

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED

AWW VELVET :( 

That was nuts

Winter seems genuinely sweet deep down 

OHHH THATS COOL I HOPE WE GET TO SEE WEISS SUMMON SHIT

If they’re having this conversation it means it’ll probably happen later in the season.

Qrow wrecked Ruby’s shit lol

This dude cannot be for real lmao

THEY DO AND THEY’RE CALLED SILVER!

She’s so silly

That’s Yang’s dad and Ruby’s mom.

AND YANG’S MOM WAIT

THEY’RE ALL FAMILY

Zwei sleeping on the bed teehee

I love Qrow 

bug shot 

bugshot

who want bugshots 💔

Forget what I said about Winter.

Dad sounds like an asshole

So was she doing that to fire her up?

I hope Weiss gets a happy ending

Girl just do it and get #PAID

Or don’t honestly that might be the better option fuck that guy

ok fr 9/10

Never Miss a Beat

Teehee it’s like Nonagon Infinity

I think this might be my favorite opening so far.

The volume 1 opening wa- PENNY

PENNY’S IN tHIS EPISODE

HI PENNY HIIIIII

GET THOSE TEAM CRDL LOSERS

It’s cool that she’s participating in the tournament but who’s the girl with her?

Oh her name is Ciel ok

Ruby’s so happy for her AWWWWW!!!!

You ever been glomped by a robot before?

Stalker much?

Is Ciel a robot too?

“Oh, so Weiss.” “Precisely!”

Guess not.

Family Guy ass cutaway gag.

WE’RE GONNA SEE MORE PENNY YIPPEE

Atlas sounds rough.

OH IT’S THESE TWO I LOVE THESE TWO

Ooh there’s beef here.

Does she have ADHD? seems like it.

OH MY GOD I LOVE NEON

Did she really go there.

That trumpet is really annoying

Never miss a beat never miss a beat

Never miss a beat never miss a beat

That’s insane. 

I love her though

Music stopped uh oh.

Oh nvm

Taboo “Four of a Kind”

Also I don’t know how I never caught onto this but Neon Katt’s name is literally Nyan Cat

She has a rainbow trail too.

How the hell did I never notice this.

She’s kinda mean

FLYNT’S STILL STANDING?!

Oh SHE’S annoying?

You wouldn’t like her when she’s…upset

Don’t you mean YANGRY?

HAHHAHAHHAHAHA

LAUGH DAMMIT

It’ll be insane if she takes them both out at once. 

Never miss a beat never miss a beat

Looks like she missed a beat

Mr. Beat

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard

Poor Weiss

Team FNKI

WHAT THE FUCK 

OH SHIT SO THEY FIGURED OUT PENNY’S A ROBOT

That’s concerning

They talking about Ironwood?

Pyrrha?

I LOVE NEON KATT SO MUCH

Fall

Pyrrha!!!

Ok so what importance does this story have

WAIT

Glynda and Ironwood.

OOHH THIS IS CRAZY

Wait why is she acting so confused.

What’s going on.

So she discovers she’s going to have an important role in Remnant and is freaking out

Like I would be too.

Why is Pyrrha going through a protagonist level arc here.

Actually I’m glad this kinda thing is happening with her and not Ruby.

I was gonna get to something it’s kinda stupid but like Ruby and Weiss have relatives who are named Summer and Winter.

ok but this creates a weird scenario because imagine one of these ladies is on her deathbed right you could just walk into the hospital room be like “YOU AINT FROM MICHIGAN IF YOU’VE NEVER DONE THIS BEFORE” and pull the plug before she has time to process it and boom you get the powers. 

Or am I misunderstanding the way it works?

HOW DOES THAT WORK WHAT

Who is that?

Woa-oh Amber is the color of your energy

OH SO MY JOKE WAS RIGHT ACTUALLY

That’s like some Santa Clause shit.

So who attacked her?

From the way they were talking it seems like it was a young woman

Cinder? Emerald? Neo? 

Listen I’m not one to judge when it comes to religion or anything like that but Qrow wearing a cross necklace while day-drinking is funny.

I guess Jesus did turn water into wine to be fair

Now I’m wondering what the role of Christianity in the RWBY universe is. 

I don’t think it exists in this universe but I mean the cross necklace is interesting.

So are they gonna merge souls or what the hell

Yang vs Mercury. This is gonna get bloody.

Don’t say that, Ruby. She might actually break a leg. 

Did you see what he did to Coco and Yatsuhashi? He won’t be going easy.

She’s actually fucking him up pretty good. 

Nevermind I guess Mercury wins

Nevermind it looks like Yang’s getting her comeback.

She really is the best fighter in Team RWBY.

Damn that was close too.

What the hell is Mercury doing.

Hey, what did I say? 

He shouldn’t have tried it.

Big ass elephants. 

WAIT WHAT THE HELL

THEY’RE BLAMING YANG FOR THAT?? 

HE ATTACKED HER

You know why bruh

OH SHIT WAIT 

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT’S NUTS.

THEY ALL THINK SHE DID IT.

WHAT THE SHIT

Beginning of the End

I don’t even know how to process what the hell just happened there lol.

Is this how Em and Cinder met? 

Wait is his real name Marcus.

If I was named Marcus in a world like this I’d change my shit to Mercury too

Oh it’s his dad. 

Here’s Adam!

So the White Fang used to be peaceful, but I’m guessing this guy is what made it change.

So he and Blake had a past. I’m interested to see more regarding that. 

Who’s this now

Is this the Fall Maiden

That looks like a young Emerald

SO EMERALD ATTACKED HER.

Mercury too

HOLY SHIT

Powerscaling is lame bullshit but I’m guessing these maidens are the strongest beings in Remnant.

and in comes Cinder

The fact that she managed to survive that even if she ended up in critical condition says enough.

So where does Pyrrha come into play here?

She just took a bugnar out of her hand

IN COMES QROW.

That’s the chainsaw mf from volume 2 right

Chainsaw man that’s my name for him

Alright we’re gonna see what happened with Yang now.

and Neo’s the driver.

That was nuts. 8/10

Destiny

Alright let’s see what happens with Yang now.

I think Ironwood’s in on this.

It definitely was a hallucination but it was Emerald playing a trick on her I think

Disqualified is better than expelled, that’s where I thought this was going.

I mean if we look at Blake’s past she wanted to trust Adam too

It’s the kinda thing where different peoples’ experiences shape the way they interpret and perceive things. 

JNPR believes her too it seems like :3

Riiiiiiiight. To be with “family”

Pyrrha might be the best fighter in JNPR. Could also be Nora. It’s a toss-up really Nora’s done some crazy shit. She knocked out four motherfuckers with one attack. Love Pyrrha but you’d be an idiot not to go with Nora. 

Her workout outfit is one of my favorites of her’s.

ALGAE???

“If it looks the same coming up as it does going down, then there’s something wrong!” True shit.

Qrow just spawned in.

WAIT DIDN’T QROW SEE THOSE MFS ATTACK THE FALL MAIDEN

HE SHOULD KNOW

SO IT WAS YANG’S MOM AT THE END OF SEASON 2

“Shouldn’t expect that kindness” about saving her own daughter?? Damn ok

Autumn leaf falling beside her. Like the fall maiden.

Awww Jaune is a sweetheart.

I love Nora and Ren.

WHAT.

OH HE’S HOLDING HER HAND AWWWWWWWWW

AWWWWWWWWWW

She’s like “surely you jest”

AWWWWWWWWWW AWWWWWWW

AWWWWWWWWWW

ANOTHER LEAF FELL BY THAT ONE AWWWWWW AWWWWW

AWWWWWWWWWW AWWWWWWWWWWW

SO CUTE 

and then they blew away. Wonder what that could mean?

WHAT THE HELL

VELVET VELVET HELLO VELVET HEYYY YHIII

ARE WE GETTING MORE VELVET MOMENTS.

Wait it happened to Coco too that’s right.

Both of those happened during fights with Mercury.

C’mon Ruby put the pieces together.

Velvet’s so silly. 

Ohhhh shit the gears in her head are turning aren’t they.

aaaaand you’ve been caught red-handed. 

Ruby’s so shocked she doesn’t wanna watch her girlfriend fight.

OH FUCK.

OH SHIT THAT JUST HIT ME.

OH NO PENNY’S SCREWED.

THAT MAGNET CUTAWAY WAS SOME BRUTAL FORESHADOWING.

OH FUCK SHE’S DONE FOR.

She’s so cheerful. Her and Nora would get along well. 

PvP

Penny vs Pyrrha. Magnets vs Metal

MAN FUCK MERCURY FR WHAT THE HELL MAN

I’m terrified. 

I’m so fucking scared. 

I know what’s gonna happen I watched this years ago but I don’t remember 99% of it or how it plays out.

IRONWOOD DO SOMETHING SAVE YOUR DAUGHTER

OH GOD THIS IS GOING TO MENTALLY DESTROY PYRRHA EVEN MORE

RUBY SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND.

I’M SO FUCKING SCARED

Penny’s kicking ass tho.

Ruby is not kicking ass though

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NONONONONONONONONONONO

NNONONONOONNONONONONOOONOONONOONONONONOONONONOONO

NONONONONONONONO

GOD THIS STILL HURTS SO MUCH.

I’M ABOUT TO START CRYING TOO SHIT MAN

Cinder

Ironwood’s gonna crash out and I can’t even blame him

SHE WAS SUCH A SWEETHEART TOO FUCK

Damn even the elephants

and here’s Neo.

Ugh this asshole

PENNY :( 

SHIT MAN THIS HURTS

Battle of Beacon

Poor Ruby man this hurts so damn much.

Poor Pyrrha too.

HOLY SHIT

HUH?

THATS THAT SHIT RUBY AVENGE YO BIH

Damn and out come everyone’s weapons. 

OH DAMN NOW EVERYONE’S FIGHTING TOGETHER

Yeah Pyrrha didn’t mean to kill Penny it was that piece of shit gay boy Mercury

Oh shit this scene goes hard.

Sage, Sun, Scarlet, Neptune, Fox, Coco, Yatsuhashi, Velvet, Ren, Nora, Bolin, Reese, Arslan, Nadir, Neon, and Flynt.

Ruby, Pyrrha, and Jaune are there too but out of frame.

Weiss, Blake, and Yang are on their way.

Everyone’s coming together to save the world hell yeah!!!

But Penny :( 

Velvet ily :3

She’s barely even done shit but take pictures she’s just a cute bunny.

I don’t remember if anyone else dies except for Penny and 

Well I’m not gonna say it yet but

HOW CAN I BE HOMOPHOBIC I BLEW HIS FUCKIN BRAINS OUT

That was badass I fw Ironwood now.

That was Neo right?

Ironwood’s awesome 

Oh it’s this fucker

It would be funny if he messes around here and gets his dumb ass killed. 

So like Neo doesn’t even speak or anything she just does evil shit

that’s kinda dope.

OH FUCK.

Ruby’s not gonna let anyone else die that’s what she’s doing. 

PCHOOOOOOOO.

DAMN WEISS

It’s her birthday as I’m writing this actually happy birthday goat. 

Adam. 

God I don’t remember why people hate him but I’m probably gonna find out soon.

Ozpin’s cool as hell bruh

OH DAMN 

THATS A FUKKEN DRAGON.

HOLY SHIT.

BRO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR ALL OF THE GRIMM IN THE WORLD 💀

What’s Pyrrha doin 

Cinder is kind of a terrifying villain WHAT WAS THAT

Heroes and Monsters

That thing is terrifying

OH SHIT THERE’S A BUNCH OF THEM

Poor Ruby. 

NEO

Why does this fucker talk like a Redditor.

WAIT WHERE THEY DATING

IS VELVET OK??? :( 

Velvet’s so damn cute.

What’s she about to do??

OH SHIT.

THAT’S FUCKIN DOPE

VELVET IS SO DAMN COOL 

FUCK I LOVE VELVET

EVEN PENNY’S WEAPONS

NOOOOO FUCK WHAT

IS SHE OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

is Weiss gonna summon 

OH HELL YES.

THAT’S WHAT I’M FUCKIN TALKING ABOUT

AWWWWWWW VELVET 

What the hell is Neo’s deal?

That shit is not hard at all Roman you fucking suck man 😭

RUBY NO

Who hired you

THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT RUBY

FUCK YEAH THAT WAS BADASS

GET HIS ASS.

Poetic justice. 

I forgot he died. 

He said he was gonna survive and got swallowed Lord Farquad style right after.

Even Cardin’s kickin ass. 

Qrow??

I DIDNT KNOW HIS SHIT COULD TURN INTO A SCYTHE TOO

I wouldn’t trust him either.

OH

I guess everyone’s on the same side now. Mostly.

Ship’s a’Going Down!

I love Qrow.

YANG

Jaune is that really a question you should be asking now

After everything.

He’s such a piece of shit. 

NO FUCK

I HATE THIS MOTHERFUCKER SO MUCH SHE DOESN’T WANT YOUR INCEL ASS

This is fucking terrifying what’s happening to her

JESUS CHRIST

YANG BEAT HIS ASS

OH FUCK

OHHHHH FUCK.

OHHHHHH FUCK NO.

YANG NO.

HOLY SHIT. 

I FORGOT ABOUT THAT OH MY GOD

OH SHIT AND CINDER.

I guess her last name’s Fall for a reason. 

FUCK YOU ADAM.

End of the Beginning

Longest episode of the whole show btw.

Yeesh, I’m nervous!

Cinder and Ozpin are fighting. 

Trying to take down a maiden on your own ain’t a good idea bro you should be smarter than this.

What happened?

OH SHIT THAT’S RIGHT THAT PIECE OF SHIT TOOK HER ARM OFF

Is this really a good idea?

Did Ozpin die?

ARKOS KISS ARKOS KISS ARKOS KISS

I know what’s gonna happen to her and I’m still not ready for it.

The first time it happened I was devastated man I wanted to stop watching.

She should know this is a bad idea and she’s still doing this.

Jaune’s right she doesn’t stand a chance.

If I didn’t know what happened after I probably would’ve thought she did though.

Man.

FUCK DUDE ALL THESE YEARS LATER IT STILL GETS ME.

Ruby watching Penny and Pyrrha die in the same day holy shit

and seeing her sister lose her arm. Fuck man.

What happened there?

Hi Qrow

Oh shit is that their dad. We haven’t seen him since like the first episode I think

I get why Qrow drinks so much now.

What did Ruby do I’m so confused.

SILVER EYES WAIT YEAH

HER MOM HAD SILVER EYES TOO THAT’S RIGHT

YEAH I WAS WONDERING HOW HE KNEW THAT TOO

That doesn’t really answer the question. I think Ozpin is dead though. Probably

Poor girls. 

I hate that Adam mf so much.

She’s alive but not okay.

So Weiss was sent back to Atlas.

What about Blake though.

I can’t blame her with Adam stalking her again.

Shit this hurts

I’ve always thought it was interesting how they had Ruby go with the remaining members of JNPR.

or JNR now I guess

or RNJR.

The reveal that Salem was the narrator at the beginning of the first episode is still kinda crazy.

Poor Ruby :( 

We’re gonna see more Nora though!! ^_^

Where the hell even is this. Shit looks like an evil alternate dimension

Like The Upside Down or something.

Man I still can’t get over how underwhelming the last season of that show was.

The finale wasn’t even that bad imo it was just the whole season that was a mess.

Except for Sorcerer that shit went crazy.

They cooked for one episode of that season and then the other 7 were mid

Ok Enough about Stranger Things.

Salem looks awesome. Such a sick ass design.

End credits scene time.

Man I miss Monty so much.

Y’know, Gameoverse premiered the day I’m writing this (May 15) and that shit had a dedication to Monty as well.

His influence on indie animation is still being felt to this day and I love that.

Well that’s the end of season 3. Or volume 3. Whatever.

Character Ranking

Nora Valkyrie (BEST GIRL AS ALWAYS)

Velvet Scarlatina (HER CAMERA WEAPON IS SO COOL)

Ruby Rose (Love you girlie but damn you need a hug)

Penny Polendina (R.I.P. Rest In Penny)

Blake Belladonna (God I wanna see her fucking obliterate her piece of shit ex)

Yang Xiao Long (She was the strongest fighter on her team and that mf took her arm off. Holy shit)

Qrow Branwen (He’s hot as fuck also I get why he drinks now)

Lie Ren (He’s lowkey my wife)

Neon Katt (Never miss a beat never miss a beat! Never miss a beat never miss a beat!)

Neopolitan (Aura Farming Queen)

Weiss Schnee (Her birthday as I’m writing this happy birthday queen)

Pyrrha Nikos (R.I.P. Rest In Pyrrha)

Ozpin (R.I.P. Rest In Pine)

Jaune Arc (SHE KISSED HIM AND THEN FUCKING DIED. HOLY SHIT.)

Coco Adel (Badass Fashionista)

James Ironwood (Still not sure if I should like him or not but in the last few episodes he kicked ass)

Fox Alistair (He’s cool as hell even if he hasn’t had much time to shine.)

Salem (Sick ass design and voice. Might’ve been higher if she didn’t wait until the end to show up)

Glynda Goodwitch (Her and Qrow are the two most attractive characters in this series and I’m not afraid to say it)

Emerald Sustrai (I think she gets a redemption arc later on but I think she’s also an interesting villain. The fact that her and Ruby were friendly before realizing she was evil is awesome because it made everything sting just a teensy bit more)

Cinder Fall (She’s such a good villain imo.)

Sun Wukong (I remember him being much more important next season so I can’t wait to see that)

Bartholomew Oobleck (Should’ve done more this season he was so good in those couple of episodes last season where he had more than 30 seconds of screentime.)

Flynt Coal (THE TRUMPET!)

Neptune Vasilias (Kinda pissed me off this season but he’s still cool)

Taiyang Xiao Long (Well at least half of the team has a good father.)

Sage Ayana (Should’ve done more he has a sick design)

Yatsuhashi Daichi (Should’ve done more he’s cool as hell)

Mercury Black (He’s a bit of a creep, a weirdo even. Not to the extent that Roman or Adam are but I don’t find him charming, just a bit of a pest.)

Scarlet David (Cool design but still didn’t do much)

Zwei (Dog)

Winter Schnee (She seems sweet deep down but she’s kinda like her dad)

Amber (We only really saw her in a comatose state or in flashbacks)

Peter Port (What does he even do?)

Ciel Soleil (She was kinda odd. She was odd like Penny but in a less charming way)

White Fang Lieutenant (Chainsaw man didn’t do shit this season)

Roman Torchwick (R.I.P. Rest In Piss)

Cardin Winchester (Still don’t like this dude)

Adam Taurus (He’s such a piece of shit incelesque loser)

Sky Lark (You couldn’t pay me to care about these fucks)

Dove Bronzewing (You couldn’t pay me to care about these fucks)

Russel Thrush (You couldn’t pay me to care about these fucks)

Episode Ranking

1. Heroes and Monsters
2. Battle of Beacon
3. It's Brawl in the Family
4. Never Miss a Beat
5. Destiny
6. End of the Beginning
7. Fall
8. Round One
9. Lessons Learned
10. PvP
11. Beginning of the End
12. New Challengers

Song of the Day: Casey Lee Williams - Mirror, Mirror, Pt. II

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WEISS SCHNEE MWAH MWAH

17 days until my 20th birthday!

Media Log 2026 - May 15th:

48. RWBY Volume 3

2015 Webseries, Rating: Awesome

Definitely my favorite season so far. Heard 4 and 5 aren't very good. Guess we'll have to see, huh?

Today was fun.

May 14th 2026

I went to NASCAR Speedpark for the first time in 10 years. 

I didn't ride the cars or anything, just stayed in and had fun in the arcade.

I did win about 2,000 tickets though. Which was only about 1/3rd of enough to get the thing I really wanted.

I'm glad to be home though. Now I gotta finish up on this school project.

Song of the Day: Florence + The Machine - Dog Days Are Over

This should not go as hard as it does.

18 days until my 20th birthday! 

RWBY Volume 2 Thoughts

May 13th 2026

Went to Dollywood today because I had to "chaperone" for a field trip. 

I passed out as soon as I got to the hotel.

Also yes I know Good Omens 3 is out now, I'll watch it when I get the chance. Don't know when that will be unfortunately.

However, early this morning I finished watching volume 2 of RWBY!

I'd say it's a solid 8/10. Time for all of you to read my stupid ass thoughts.

Best Day Ever

Emerald is pretty but damnn she’s evil

Mercury that’s the other guy’s name.

I’m interested to see what these two’s deal is. 

Asking for a book and then being like “oh just curious im not interested” weird

I don’t know why they’re here.

Did they just kill him?

Blake’s got a cruuuuuush.

Nixon reference. 

Yang deserved that.

I don’t know what the hell is going on but I love this so much.

The animation in this scene goes so damn crazy but imagine it being your first day at a new school and seeing all this going on.

REST IN POTATOES WEISS SCHNEE 2013-2014

Shit’s not that serious lil sis. 

That was awesome.

Yeah blue guy’s pissed justifiably. 

Nothing wrong with getting a lil silly with it while being the defenders of the world. 

Divorce joke. 10/10 volume already.

He would like to know that’s why he asked. 

Ok so they did kill that guy. 

Yeah you’re a big man Roman. 

Emerald is such a cutie.

Oh this song goes crazy too.

I don’t remember the intro sequence very much 

I think I still prefer volume 1’s intro.

Still goes crazy though. 

Welcome to Beacon

We saw this already.

Again, volume 1’s intro is better imo. 

Who’s this guy? Glynda said his name is Ironwood.

James? 

Damn…

What the hell are they playing bruh

They’re so damn loud too

Me neither, Weiss.

This sounds dumb

She’s getting into it.

WHITEROSE MOMENT

Weiss you just yeah what Yang said

Hi Pyrrha

Pancakes! ^_^

HAHAHAHHA I love her.

Aww Blake :( 

You know why she’s upset girl 

OHHHHHHH SHIT.

She was thinking “Haven’t I seen you somewhere before” but she’s so sweet she just sees another friend aww

A Minor Hiccup

When I was 9 I tried to do a cover of both of the intro songs

I was 9 so they kinda sucked

Spruce Willis? That hits different after hearing that Bruce Willis is dying or something.

Also Peter Griffin is back

Jaune has a girl on his team who is crushing on him hard and he’s still trying to make things work with the team RWBY girls. 

It’s so convenient that Blake and Weiss have connections like that, huh?

Oh Weiss has a crushhhh teehee (On Neptune)

Ruby has a crush too. (On Weiss)

PENNY!!!!!!!! I missed her. 

I adore her even if she’s kinda annoyingly useless.

Weiss has also been kinda useless up until this point, except for like that time she saved Ruby in the forest. 

She’s family, I think she deserves to have access to those documents without question.

Damn is her father like a huge asshole or soemthing I don’t remember

He’s rich so probably

THE WAY RUBY LOOKS AT PENNY THEY’RE SO ADORABLE

Ruby I don’t think we’ve seen your father at all yet.

Is that Ironwood or whatever his name is

So is this like AI replacement for soldiers or something?

Sounds good on paper but yknow.

UH OH 

“Breakable Things” lol

Poor guy is traumatized.

Poor girl is traumatized too. 

Why are we acting like stopping a truck with your bare hands is surprising in a world like this.

How did YOU do that, Ruby?

I think it’s so sweet how quickly Ruby became attached to Penny.

“Are you a man?” like she asked about Blake lol.

Seriously though is Penny being a robot supposed to be like this big reveal because it really wasn’t.

Was pretty obvious from the start

7/10 episode for that lame ass obvious reveal lmao

Even if this was my first time watching I would’ve caught on to that idc 

I can’t remember if I caught on or not on my first watch because I was 9.

I’m sure I did, I was 9 not stupid. 

Painting the Town

“Most girls are born but I was made” me too.

This could be viewed as a transgender allegory perhaps.

Although later in the show there is a canon trans girl right?

She’s the first robot ever

You are the youngest person EVER!

AWWWWWW

Are they going to kiss what the hell.

AWWWWWW. They’re so cute. 

Oh yeah Ironwood… What’s that guy’s deal anyway

OK Theory time because I don’t remember any of this right.

So I think Ironwood is trying to start a war with Vale. 

Blake is a faunus and Penny is a robot. Lot of secrets we’re keeping today, huh?

Penny is so cute I love her cheerfulness in times where she really shouldn’t be cheerful.

Robots can get the hiccups? 

Poor girl :( 

OH SHIT YANG’s a badass

Neptune’s like what the hell

So this is a nightclub 

Who the hell is this guy

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT… YANG???

Entrance so badass it made the music skip

Now who the hell is this guy.

Don’t you mean it’s kinda GRIMM? hehe… hehehe….

Is this Roman?

Yup.

He’s a filthy human

That one Regular Show clip where Mordecai is like “ugh guys are the worst” LMAO

Ooh I see Neo in the background.

Evangelion type shit.

Is he working with Ironwood or something?

His employer? Cinder?

I’m sure even with the masks Roman will recognize you.

She has such a cool design.

They’re screwed.

Imagine being a normal person on this road driving and seeing this shit happening. 

OHHHHH THATS DOPE AS HELL

They’re like combining their powers or semblances or whatever it’s called.

Freezerburn is Yang/Weiss

Checkmate is Blake/Weiss

Ladybug is Ruby/Blake

Y’know, these could all be ship names.

Damn that robot fucked Yang up.

Yang is a bit of a badass huh

Bumblebee is Blake/Yang

That’s the ship name that makes sense. Except it’s Bumbleby which is more clever imo.

Ice Flower is Ruby/Weiss.

I think I like that as a ship name more than Whiterose

NEO’S SO DAMN COOL HOLY SHIT

THAT WAS CRAZY HOLY SHIT

Weiss don’t try to be funny now

Damn those guys just ditched them.

Extracurricular

Is this the Pyrrha episode?

I remember when I was a kid I heard that the girl who sang most of the RWBY songs was like 14 and being like woaaaahhhh she was only 5 years older than me

More like 7 years actually though because I heard that in 2015 and by then she was 16.

Shit is this that Cardin bastard again?

OH SHES FIGHTING TEAM CRDL 4 ON 1

Fuck em up Pyrrha!

DAMN

You messed with her boyfriend.

Volume 3 is the tournament arc right?

Oh yeah I forgot the villains are in the school now.

Pyrrha noooooo 

I guess he wants to test her strength but again like she just finished a fight

It’s so cute how Ruby sees these suspicious folks as friends. 

I mean they don’t particular come off as too suspicious but like they were with Cinder and I’m pretty sure Ruby saw Cinder before. Girl come on use your brain.

Wtf is his deal

Ooh? Dance?? :O 

Did he actually not want to fight her anymore or what was up with that.

Aww is Sun gonna ask Blake to the dance?

Blake is sounding like me right now lol

Team CFVY? That’s uhh Coco and Velvet’s team right.

I don’t remember who the other two are. 

JAUNE COME ON PYRRHA IS RIGHT THERE ASK HER TO THE DANCE

Ren and Nora are going together obviously. That’s a given.

Weiss wants to ask Neptune huh

Pyrrha’s gonna make the move on Jaune I bet.

They’re so cute.

PYRRHA’S THE FISH JAUNE COME ON

GOD YOU’RE SO OBLIVIOUS.

Jaune’s gonna be wearing a dress it sounds like

SHE WANTS YOU JAUNE COME ON MAN

How did Emerald figure that out…oh

That’s kinda smart actually. 

Are they gonna sabotage the dance or something.

Burning the Candle

She did The Office “These are the same picture” thing lol

I don’t think Blake is complaining though. 

Ohhh so they found out she’s a cat Faunus and that’s why they’re trying to get her with the laser pointer. 

That shouldn’t have made me laugh but at the same time I love doing that with my cats. 

Oh it was Yang I thought she was just being bullied randomly. Actually no because no one else knows she’s a faunus right?

I don’t think even team JNPR knows.

Speak of the devil

Can you let Ren shower first damn.

GET TO THE POINT DAMN

“Girls? I thought you were gay, Jaune.”

DOES HE THINK NORA AND REN ARE TOGETHER

I mean they do have that kinda bond from an outsider perspective 

The frame of her in the pajamas and boop shirt with the headphones was my Skype pfp up until Skype shut down. 

Damn I miss Skype. 

NORA I SAID HEADPHONES ON!

Pyrrha clearly likes Jaune and it’s sweet that she wants him to be happy with Weiss instead. 

“You can’t get it wrong if it’s the truth” oohhhhh oooh she spittin

SEE EVEN NORA REALIZES IT EVERYONE BUT JAUNE CAN TELL THAT SHE’S HEAD OVER HEELS FOR HIM

Ohhhh we’re getting Summer lore

Baker of cookies and slayer of giant monsters

The protagonist with a dead mom thing is kinda overdone but damn this was gut-wrenching when I was a kid.

Wait yeah Ruby and Yang are half sisters that’s right

Yang’s mom is dead too??? Damn

WAIT WHAT 

SO LIKE THEIR WHOLE FUCKIN FAMILY WAS A TEAM 

THATS INSANE WHAT

So she’s not dead she just left.

Pretty shitty of her.

Awww Ruby sleeping is so cute.

Red eyes. 

DUDE YANG PUT HERSELF AND HER SISTER IN DANGER AND QROW HAD TO SAVE HER ASS 

The girls are fightinggggg

AWWWW THE GIRLS AREHUGGINGGG

IS THIS THE FIRST HINT OF BUMBLEBY

Awww Jaune’s gonna see Weiss ask out Neptune aww damn

So who is Sun going with lol

if he’s going with anybody

AWWW JAUNE :( 

Yang looks so pretty in that dress ehehehe

Now let’s see Ruby.

Cutie patootie!!

Heels look uncomfortable imo

Blake’s asking Sun out?? 

OH NVM 

BISEXUAL QUEEN BLAKE BELLADONNA

AWWWW THEY’RE SO CUTE TOGETHER

Hi Ozpin

Ruby is so damn pale.

Fighting and dancing aren’t much different at all I think there’s a lot of media that explores this concept a bit.

I’ve contemplated exploring the concept in my own writing

Oh Lord. Emerald and Mercury have arrived.

And that’s how the episode ends. Nice!

I really wanna see more of Ozpin, he’s such an intriguing character to me but we don’t see him much. 

Dance Dance Infiltration

I hope we get to see Velvet some more, I love that lil bunnygirl.

Oh Oobleck’s back. 

Ironwood’s gonna dance with Glynda? I wasn’t expecting it. 

Neptune has blue hair and pronouns

WAIT HE TURNED HER DOWN??

WAIT SHE TURNED HIM DOWN??

BUT SHE ASKED HIM

JAUNE SHE’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE

They love her for her fighting skills not for her awww

THAT’S WHY SHE LIKES JAUNE HE’S A GENUINE FRIEND TO HER

WAIT BUT JAUNE ALSO THINKS PYRRHA IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM

WAIT YEAHH

THAT’S SO SWEET

JAUNE SHE WANTS YOU ARE YOU FINALLY GONNA OPEN YOUR DAMN EYES

Wait what happened with Weiss

I thought she turned him down

Again she asked him so what the hell.

Is he secretly gay or something?

Oh… that’s a lot less interesting

I can’t dance either it’s cool bro

Wait yeah what the hell

That’s sweet. 

So he’s gonna ask out Pyrrha now right. 

NORA AND REN AWWWW

PENNY’S SO CUTE

RUBY GO DANCE WITH PENNY 

What happened. 

OH WAIT HE KEPT HIS PROMISE

He’s not pulling that shit off tbh like go you dismantling gender roles and all but you do not have that shit on my guy

YESSSSSSS

THIS IS HAPPENING???? LCD SOUNDSYSTEM REFERENCE.

Damn they hittin that shit what the hell.

Seven sisters??? 

Awwwwwwwwww

Who tf is Penny dancing with

Are Em and Merc not gonna dance?

Not typing out their full names don’t feel like it

Ruby doesn’t have a partner… aww….

Who tf is that

I’m guessing she doesn’t wanna ask her to dance.

OHHHH IT’S CINDER LOL

She’s gonna ask her to “dance”

I mean fight.

I did wanna see Ruby and Penny dance together or something though. Would’ve been cute #yuri

Oh almost thought they caught her.

NOBODY EXPECTS THE RUBY INQUISITION

Fuckass heels

Ruby’s probably gonna have a disadvantage in those heels I bet.

IRONWOOD IS GONNA SAVE HER??

OH FUCK. NVM

Is that Daft Punk in the background. 

Ok yeah nice Em and Merc dancing together. 

I wanted to see Blake and Yang dance more together.

Ohh shit Ruby’s in trouble isn’t she.

Field Trip

So they know it was Cinder and not Ruby. Okay cool.

Wait yea I thought that’s what Ruby said lol

A contest of measuring dicks is what she was gonna say teehee

He’s kinda suspicious. 

Ooh what did their dad send them

AWWWW IT’S A PUPPY

How the hell did they even do that.

Are dogs allowed in the dorms? I doubt it

Even Weiss can’t resist him, but seems like Blake can. 

I love Zwei already.

Oh is she sneaking him in with her. 

Sounds like Ruby alright.

Wait so those are the kingdoms lemme see if I can remember that.

Mistral. Atlas. Vacuo. Vale.

We’re in Vale right? 

So that’s where the color names came from? Many of them are subtle though.

Like I don’t see the color reference in the name Nora.

Orange I guess? Norange. 

That region is popular, huh? 

I like Ozpin lol. 

If they end up getting hurt he’s gonna feel like shit lol.

He knows they won’t get hurt though. 

TEAM CFVY 

HI VELVET HI BUNNY

Oh Yatsuhashi that’s the other guy’s  name.

Also I love her Australian accent.

Is this that Oobleck guy lmao wtf.

7/10 episode not much happened but we got some interesting character development.

Search and Destroy

Again he talks way too much and way too fast.

JNPR mention

Ohhhhhh she snuck the dog in. 

It’s a dog, she has a dog.

The dog’s gonna get hurt isn’t he :( 

He’s going with it I guess. 

I don’t think a little puppy can be compared to a bloodhound. 

STOP BEING SAD RIGHT NOW.

Ohhh is this gonna be a character development episode?

Shut up and fight them damn!!!!

Please don’t let Zwei get hurt :( 

She’s slicing those mfs in half!

Zwei’s just happy to be there.

HOT DAMNNNN

A lot of words to say “I’m lame and can’t do shit”

Yeah I’ve always taken Yang as a thrill seeker

Nice answer from Weiss though

BASED BLAKE

Now let’s hear from Ruby?

“Look, Ruby. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.”

So at some point they stop being mindless killing machines and become powerful yet peaceful beasts? That’s really interesting. They’re elephants too I like elephants. 

Waiting for what?

That’s all he’s gonna say huh?

OHHHH SHIT HE’S KINDA SPITTIN

HE DOESN’T FIGHT WITH A WEAPON BUT WITH HIS MIND THAT’S DOPE

OOBLECK I LIKE YOU

It’s not like you can tell your whole life story or motives in a simple paragraph, ya know?

You can get the surface details but there’s always something deeper.

Yo.

Yeah I was wondering about that why he didn’t ask Ruby.

They’re gonna be up all night thinking about it. 

Mountain Glenn

Almost done with this season.

Or volume, whatever.

Same thing really.

Is this about Ozpin?

Bro you’re shady af

UH OH

She didn’t kill the bastard because of what Oobleck said. 

That’s interesting now actually I wonder if she’s gonna try to go soft on the Grimm because of what he said.

I think he wanted them to think about why they want to live such a dangerous life.

Moral grey area is putting it lightly I think

YEAH WHAT BLAKE SAID LOL

Is this that Adam Taurus guy

I don’t really remember him that much but he had a cool design

Well didn’t Yang want to find answers about her mother?

It’s about the journey and not the destination or whatever

Did she really have to bring along that damn dog.

Ooh shit who is that

WHITE FANG.

ZWEIIII NO

Uh oh.

The hell is this

She doesn’t have her weapon is she really gonna try to fight

bad idea. 

Perry? Perry the Platypus?

It’s THE little girl. 

Yang’s face is like 0_0

Are they saying Ruby’s gonna die?

No Brakes

I know the other girl’s name was Deery because she’s a deer faunus but what about this guy.

I don’t think he’d believe her if she said it was just an accident. 

So there’s so much going on here than we thought I see.

This is such a stupid plan but plot armor’s gonna come in clutch.

“Manic animals every one of them” THEY GOTTA STOP WORKING WITH THIS HACK AND OVERTHROW HIM OR SOME SHIT

WILHELM SCREAM LMAO

I think they made it out safe.

Nope not yet

That’s a big ass snake too. 

OHH SHIT SO THAT’S THE PLAN

LOL

They’ve got those big ass evangelion robots too

oh shit

WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME

OOBLECK IS A MENACE

HERE COMES NEO.

She’s gonna fuck you up Yang

This is such a sick design I’m sorry

Now THAT’S aura.

IS THAT A CHAINSAW

Nothing should surprise me anymore. 

Blake’s kicking this guy’s ass fr

Roman is so fuckin weak 

NOOO WEISS 

So Neo just doesn’t say anything she just aura farms and kicks ass. 

These fight scenes look straight out of a Mortal Kombat game I love it. 

Ruby’s gonna swoop in and save em

Oh guess not… Who is this?

Sick ass sword.

Neo actually looked scared there.

Who is that?

These two are still kicking ass. 

Aww Zwei.

Even her dog is a powerful fighter that’s awesome.

Oh damn.

Now this looks like they had sent all these Grimm into the city. I mean they kinda did.

Big ass fight coming up I’m excited.

Breach

Oh so this is when she tried to call Jaune. 

I’m excited to see this all go down

There’s Cinder and the others.

She’s gonna be pissed at Roman lol.

HOLY SHIT 

I’m sorry if I don’t have much to say in these I’m just turning my brain off and watching the cool fight scenes

IN COMES NORA!!!!!!! 

Again, best girl. She influenced the name I gave myself for a reason.

Pyrrha trained him well. 

Now’s not the time.

Is this the Atlas military?

Ironwood saved y’all’s asses.

Emerald is such a cool villain. 

Here comes the big ass robot LOL IT’S THE DOG

DON’T FUCK WITH ZWEI

AWWW YEAH COCO’S TEAM COMING IN 

OK CFVY right?

Coco, Fox, Velvet, Yatsuhashi ok

I remembered Coco and Velvet but I forgot about the other two

Fox is pretty cool

Velvet is my fav of course

So Coco’s like a fashionista lady huh?

Alright let’s see what Velvet’s got.

Oh. Guess not. What’s Velvet’s weapon again? 

I’m gonna be so real some of the weapons are so needlessly complicated to the point where I’m not sure how I feel about them.

Not saying this about any weapon in particular just saying some of them I’m just like what

They got Roman lol. Not surprised. He’s mostly been just looks cool but doesn’t do much interesting stuff. 

So Emerald and Mercury are still keeping up their friendly act? 

Zwei is so cute

I should get some sleep myself actually. 

Surely this isn’t the end of the episode?

This Ironwood fella’s got something up his sleeve I think.

I don’t trust him. 

Again I can’t remember if he was actually evil or not, but I don’t trust like that

He seems fishy as hell.

He’s working with Roman isn’t he.

Roman you’re not that guy pal

Is this Adam Taurus

I remember him being built up as a badass only to end up being disappointing as hell.

We’ll just have to see I guess.

8/10 season overall, though. 

End Credits scene time

Yang.

OH IT’S THAT MF FROM BEFORE.

Who the hell.

Her mom I’m guessing? They have the same eyes. 

Guess that’s it.

Character Ranking

1. Nora Valkyrie (BEST GIRL AS ALWAYS)
2. Ruby Rose (Should’ve danced with Penny. Bad season.)
3. Penny Polendina (Should’ve danced with Ruby. Bad season.)
4. Lie Ren (He hasn’t done too much but I like his relationship with Nora)
5. Velvet Scarlatina (BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY BUNNY)
6. Blake Belladonna (She has some interesting backstory stuff going on I’m excited to see what happens with her and Adam)
7. Neopolitan (NO LINES BUT AWESOME DESIGN AND BADASS FIGHTER)
8. Yang Xiao Long (She’s a bit of a mystery right now but I’m excited to see her development)
9. Pyrrha Nikos (Everyone sees her as this fierce warrior but she has a really big heart and I think that’s awesome.)
10. Weiss Schnee (I have a lot of respect for her wanting to stand up against her father and shit)
11. Jaune Arc (My least favorite of the main 8 so far but he’s still really cool)
12. Bartholomew Oobleck (He was annoying at first but mad respect for this guy tbh)
13. Sun Wukong (I like this guy but I feel like he coulda done more this season)
14. Coco Adel (I love her sunglasses and whole fashionista shtick.)
15. Emerald Sustrai (Her design is awesome I love the green)
16. Fox Alistair (Love his design I wanna see more from him)
17. Glynda Goodwitch (She’s so damn fine dude)
18. Ozpin (MY GOAT.)
19. Mercury Black (I prefer Emerald personally)
20. Cinder Fall (She seems like the big bad evil villain so far.)
21. Zwei (Dog Hype Moments)
22. Neptune Vasilias (He seems like a sweet guy, again haven’t seen too much from him)
23. Yatsuhashi Daichi (Haven’t seen much of him yet but he’s pretty cool so far)
24. James Ironwood (I don’t trust like that)
25. Roman Torchwick (He’s kinda fallen off)
26. White Fang Lieutenant (Don’t think this guy has a name but damn that chainsaw was crazy)
27. Peter Port (He hardly did anything this season but oh well)
28. Junior Xiong (I had to look this guy’s name up)
29. Deery (Oh deer!)
30. Perry (What the fucking kind of faunus is this) 
31. Cardin Winchester (idgaf)
32. Sky Lark (idgaf)
33. Dove Bronzewing (idgaf)
34. Russel Thrush (idgaf)

Episode Ranking

1. No Brakes
2. Burning the Candle
3. Breach
4. Dance Dance Infiltration
5. Extracurricular
6. Painting the Town
7. Best Day Ever
8. Welcome to Beacon
9. Mountain Glenn
10. Search and Destroy
11. Field Trip
12. A Minor Hiccup

Song of the Day: Karen Blake - Believe in Myself

Tails is so goated

19 days until my 20th birthday!

Media Log 2026 - May 13th:

46. RWBY Volume 2 

2014 Webseries, Rating: Good

I like it more than volume 1. The question is will I like it more than volume 3?

RWBY Volume 1 Thoughts

May 12th 2026

So I first watched this show when I was like 9? Then again when I was 14. I barely remember any of it. Anyways. Here we go!!!

Ruby Rose

Humans and monsters… undertale

So this is Roman he kinda has aura

Hiii Ruby hiii Ruby ^_^

She’s listening to the theme song lol

She’s such a cutie

Bro’s unfazed

RUBY GET HIS ASS

She’s so fucking cool this was so badass to me as a kid

Still is 

I wanted to be her

She was like 15 here too 

NICE SAVE GLYNDA!!!

God this is still the coolest shit

Ozpin 

Shes so cute

Qrow ass bitch

SHES LITERALLY ME

Roman is so hot in like an ugly way

Based White Fang?

“Who’s that? Oh…”

The background characters are just silhouettes in season 1 i forgot about that it’s laaaaameee

That’s literally Jaune’s introduction lol

THIS INTRO WAS SO FUCKING COOL TO 9 YEAR OLD ME I REMEMBER PLAYING IY ON REPEAT I DOWNLOADED THE SONG ON MY IPOD TOO I WOULD LISTEN TO IT FOR HOURS ON END

Cinder looks so fucking cool too

God I miss Monty 

The Shining Beacon

Ruby’s fangirling is the cutest shit ever

She’s got a point. 

Hi Weiss

and then they kissed

Weiss you’re kinda stupid shaking it around like that

What did u expect 

Is that Blake? 

AWWW RUBY 

I love Blake too

:( Poor girl

Aww Jaune is sweet

A scythe that’s also a gun? This is the most anime shit ever

Problematic aura gap

SHE DESIGNED IT?!

I know she gets a better character arc but I really don’t like Weiss so far.

Pyrrha in the background

She’s right behind me isn’t she?

I watched this shit in 4th grade I have to remember that.

Poor Ruby

Yang is so pretty

She doesn’t know she’s a lesbian yet

Knowing that Yang and Blake end up kissing much later in the show make this so much funnier.

Ruby’s actually doing a good job here. 

OH NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!!

Good call from Blake there.

The First Step

AND HERE IT IS…

MY FAVORITE CHARACTER GETS INTRODUCED AT THE BEGINNING OF THIS EPISODE

HERE WE GO.

HERE WE GO IT’S HER IT’S REALLY HER!!!!

I LOVE HER IT’S NORA!!!! I KINDA NAMED MYSELF AFTER HER KINDA!!!

SHE’S THE BEST!!!!! She was my favorite before I even went with the name Nora.

I drink milk!

Hi Jaune

I really liked Pyrrha back in the day too. She’s so pretty too. 

Weiss and Pyrrha would’ve been an interesting combination. 

Pyrrha’s kind of a badass. 

The irony here is Pyrrha ends up on the team with Jaune instead of Weiss.

Jaune’s kinda cute too. 

I still like Pyrrha, but of the main eight I prefer everyone else… except for Jaune maybe idk

It’s been a while since I watched this so idk

OK I don’t remember this but I’m gonna try to guess.

Ren and Nora obviously. 

Which means Pyrrha and Jaune.

Ruby and Weiss probably.

and that leaves Blake and Yang!

It’s cool that these mfs are just like “Yeah these teenagers could probably get killed out there but eh whatever they can handle themselves”

I mean they’re right but it’s funny to see 

Jaune got Paintbrushed lol

He’s gonna puke again.

Nora’s so badass.

YANG IS SO COOL

I really like all of these characters so far. 

OK part 2 lets see if my predictions were right.

Nora’s gonna land on top of Ren or something.

Yang is such a badass too. 

Pyrrha wants to be with Jaune aww

They’re so cute together.

It’s gonna be too late and Ruby runs into Weiss. 

Saw that coming. I mean I’ve watched this before but it’s been a good few years.

So I was right about all of my predictions lol 

That wasn’t hard but still.

It’s funny because these are all the popular ships with these characters.

Ruby/Weiss 

Blake/Yang

Jaune/Pyrrha

Nora/Ren

The Emerald Forest

Blake was my favorite when I first watched this. 

Although my introduction to the show was the Weiss promo trailer.

You messed up Yang’s hair now you’re gonna die!

I forgot Blake had that weapon she’s awesome

Weiss started a forest fire, this is a nod to the fact that she’s a rich girl

Pyrrha kinda talks like a robot. 

Jaune does not have no damn aura.

How did Ren and Nora not find each other already?

Oh she’s spying on him lol.

Sounds about right.

Ren’s weapons are cool as hell too I forgot

I think Renora is a really peak ship but I want the girl I named myself after to kiss a girl. 

THAT WAS BADASS

Okay now when does Nora show up.

I thought Pyrrha was about to kiss him 

I know she does later but I thought she was about to right there.

I dunno I think it’s another good ship

Boop!

I FUCKING. ADORE. NORA. 

You’d be surprised, Glynda. 

You’re worried about Ren and Nora not getting along? 

Aww :( poor Ruby

Who got there first? Nora and Ren? Doubt it but still. 

What the hell is that. JESUS CHRIST

That’s a big ass scorpion holy shit. 

I can’t believe that didn’t kill him

Well, looks like Ruby found it. 

Players and Pieces

Episode 5… or 8 if you don’t count the two-parters as two separate episodes. 

Ruby-Jaune collision. 

“Aww it’s broken!” I love Nora

I’M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!!! I’M QUEEN OF THE CASTLE!!! I forgot about that I love her so much. 

NORA!!!!

See what I mean she’s the best.

She’s just dancing while everyone else is freaking out.

Jaune don’t try to… oh that worked. 

They’re both falling like some Looney Tunes shit.

I mean eight teenagers with anime ass weapons against a giant bird and a big ass scorpion I think it’s a fair fight.

Awww

Nora’s just like :D

Yang’s just having a proud big sister moment. It’s cute.

I like how they all have their badass moments. Nora mogs them all though.

I remember people saying the fights looked progressively worse as each season went on I hope that’s not true. 

I don’t remember many fights from the later seasons. Been too long. 

RED LIKE ROSES PART II

This show’s soundtrack played on repeat in my head in fourth grade istg.

The fight choreography is incredible though JESUS CHRIST SHE TOOK THAT DAMN THING’S HEAD OFF

Who the hell cares about these guys 

NORA HUG JUMPSCARE

Nora shoulda been the leader lowkirkenuinely.

TEAM RWBY!!!

I know Weiss is pissed about that. 

The hell’s going on with the moon.

This Roman guy’s badass but like what’s his deal again?

He’s trying to get the dust but why lol

I think I need a nap tbh

The Badge and the Burden

I love that intro so much.

Sleepy Weiss hehehe.

Ruby what the hell is your problem?

Weiss being the last one awake feels a bit out of character for her. 

Blake is so cute 

They kinda screwed that up

Their uniforms are cute I forgot about that. 

3 against 1 on the bunk beds. 

I love Ruby’s energy. 

Who the hell is this old guy again. 

Bro what the hell is his deal I don’t like this guy

Huh

This guy sucks.

You look like you smell like cabbages.

His name is Peter like Peter Griffin. 

Ruby just doesn’t gaf lol I wouldn’t either this guy’s a nut

This outro music sounds like Daft Punk

Poor Ruby, just wants to help. 

It is kinda weird that Ruby is in a leader position.

SAME WITH JAUNE TOO ACTUALLY WHAT THE HELL

I like Ozpin too lowkey

I can’t stand this Peter guy but he’s right here. 

Every character on this show is great so far except for him. 

Is she gonna kidnap her? Oh.

Ruby doesn’t like coffee either? Based. 

Weiss is such a frickin neeeeeeerdddd. Also awww that’s sweet. I like seeing this side of Weiss.

Jaunedice

Jaune centered episode!

Oh hell it’s this guy

The bird guy or whatever.

His design is so lame. 

Hi Glynda you’re so pretty :3

Cardin’s kind of an asshole. 

Ruby’s so adorbs.

HI NORA 

Nora and Ren are so cute. 

BUNNYGIRL SPOTTED BUNNYGIRL

I know her name is Velvet I’m pretending like this is my first time watching.

WHO’S THAT BUNNYGIRL

yeah I don’t like this Cardin guy

That’s some bullshit

YEAH BREAK HIS LEGS NORA

All the more reason to break his legs. 

ok yeah fuck this guy he picked on the bunnygirl that’s too far. 

pulling on her ears and shit yeah fuck you Cardin

fuck the rest of these scumbags in his team too. 

the green one is so damn ugly 

all of them are actually

fuck these guys

I hate team CRDL now actually fuck all of them. 

I LOVE VELVET THOUGH I LOVE BUNNYGIRLS!!! I hope we see more of her soon.

Alright part 2 time I hope this loser and his loser friends get humbled 

haiii Velvet :3

Why is this green dude movin around so damn fast. 

Poor Velvet. 

So it’s like a racism metaphor right? 

At least it seems like most of the students and faculty are kind to the Faunus. 

Velvet is so cutie patootie.

Blake seems to be an expert. curious.

Nora best girl. 

I like this green haired dude with the glasses but he talks a lot. 

BREAK HIS LEGS PYRRHA.

I love Pyrrha.

“No don’t kill yourself you’re too sexy haha”

Sorry birdbrain the lovable idiot gets the pretty athletic redhead.

He overheard all of that ohhhh fuck. 

Is he gonna blackmail him or some shit

Motherfucker’s named Oobleck?

Forever Fall

Nora is such a cutie patootie. 

Ruby’s also a cutie patootie but holy shit I never noticed just how pale she is. 

Surprisingly poignant coming from her, but she’s really taken her position as leader to heart. 

GODDD I HATE THIS ASSHOLE SO MUCH PYRRHA PLEASE BREAK HIS LEGS

Professor Peaches?

NORA IS ALWAYS SO DAMN CUTE. 

Wait now what’s happening.

Don’t do this shit mannnn

Fuck this guy bro 

Hoe don’t do it

GET HIS ASS JAUNE

NOW THATS WHAT A LEADER DOES FUCK YEAH

Jaune respect button >>>>>> 

THATS THE SHIT JAUNE THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT FUCK YEAH

Jaune’s gonna save Cardin’s ass now isn’t he

JAUNE MOGGED ALL YOU FUCKIN LOSERS 

YOU DON’T FUCK WITH JAUNE ARC

HIS AURA IS BEING RESTORED

Would be fucked up if they just had him die here. 

MAGNETS BITCH! 

YOU DON’T FUCK WITH JAUNE

He really humbled all of them. 

THAT HOE DRANK A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SYRUP???

I love Pyrrha so much bro.

I’m sleepy as hell. 

The Stray

This is the Penny episode right?

I love Penny. 

Me too, Ruby. 

Weiss can be so cute sometimes. 

Roman. 

Oh yeah forgot Weiss is a bit racist against Faunus early on in the show. 

Is that uhh Sun Wukong or whatever his name is.

Blake’s got a cruuuuush. 

Cute as hell omg

and now Ruby’s got a crush too! 

Penny’s so silly I love her. 

AWWWWW AWWWW

Hehe Weiss

It’s a combat skirt!

I LOVE THEM HEHEHE

I mean I’m on Blake’s side here Weiss is being a bit racist yknow

Like her perspective is like the Faunus targeted her family and shit and that’s how she was raised but still girl you gotta get over your prejudices 

This episode is what made Blake my favorite character when I was in 4th grade.

I’m white so I couldn’t exactly relate to the racism metaphor obviously but I looked at it from a very surface level point of view because again I was 9 years old and a dumb white kid who was like “ohh damn she’s hated for having animal features but I think having animal features would be cool as hell” and like now I see this scene for what it is but I can’t stop thinking about when I was like 9 lol. 

Either way I love Blake and this scene is still heartbreaking watching it again 11 years later.

Black and White

Volume 1 is really not that long, huh?

She quite literally was born into the White Fang, wasn’t she?

Also, yeah they were a peace group. 

Yeah that’s the fucked up thing we’ve seen in the real world is that peace barely does shit. 

HEHEHEHE HI PENNY

The bow does look like cat ears either way.

“She does like tuna a lot” HEHE

She wants that cookie so effing bad.

It’s the Torchwick fucker 

Oh! Y’know I don’t know if I should’ve laughed at that joke or not. Definitely hits different in 2026.

They’re gonna find Blake here and they’ll think she’s working with the robbers or something.

So Torchwick is controlling the White Fang?

So they sell out their morals to aid a sleazy piece of shit? Weiss might’ve had a point about the White Fang.

I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT UP FOR ROBO BITCH!!!!!

Oh yeah she’s got like a little weird puppet thing going on.

These kids do keep getting weirder, Roman. I agree with ya there.

Her kitty ears are cute!!

I love Weiss she pissed me off a little but I love her.

What the hell is going on here.

Who’s that talking to Penny?

So that’s the end of that.

Uhm… decent first season! 7/10 maybe?

Wait end credits scene

Oh shit Cinder.

Whose the other two

OHHH ITS THOSE TWO

I FORGOT THE OTHER GUY’S NAME BUT UHH EMERALD 

As a little bonus, here’s my character ranking for season 1 so far! Based on how interesting I find them and stuff like that. Subject to change as I get more into the show of course!

1. Nora Valkyrie (QUEEN OF THE MF CASTLE)
2. Ruby Rose (Always loved this cutie)
3. Penny Polendina (GIVE IT UP FOR ROBO BITCH)
4. Lie Ren (Cool weapons. Cool color scheme. Also has a close bond with best girl)
5. Blake Belladonna (Tragic catgirl also I liked her a lot when I was 9 and that kinda stuck with me)
6. Velvet Scarlatina (She had maybe two lines in the entire season but shes a bunnygirl so you know how this goes)
7. Yang Xiao Long (She’s a badass but I feel like she’s too much of a badass at times, like I wanna see her character go in a different direction perhaps…)
8. Pyrrha Nikos (I love her. She’s a strong fighter with a soft spot. Also YEAH MAGNETS BITCH!)
9. Weiss Schnee (Classic trope of upper class girl raised prissy and shit learning to care for her friends and see them as equals. I love it.)
10. Jaune Arc (Him proving himself to be the worthy leader he is in that scene with Cardin was badass)
11. Glynda Goodwitch (pretty lady…)
12. Ozpin (He seems interesting, it’s cool seeing how much potential he sees in Ruby and Jaune and so far he’s been proven right.)
13. Sun Wukong (He’s cool. Showed up too late in the season and didn't really have time to prove himself)
14. Roman Torchwick (He has so much aura but I hope he can prove that there’s more to him than that)
15. Cinder Fall (She has so much potential I wanna see more of her)
16. Bartholomew Oobleck (I like him actually just not as much as some of these others)
17. Peter Port (kind of a creep idk)
18. Cardin Winchester (this guy still pisses me off)
19. Sky Lark (didnt do shit + ugly asshole)
20. Dove Bronzewing (didnt do shit + ugly asshole)
21. Russel Thrush (didnt do shit + ugly asshole)

Also also... Episode Ranking!

1. Players and Pieces
2. Forever Fall
3. Black and White
4. The Stray
5. The First Step
6. The Emerald Forest
7. Jaunedice
8. Ruby Rose
9. The Badge and the Burden
10. The Shining Beacon

Song of the Day: Casey Lee Williams - This Will Be the Day 

I remember losing my shit when I learned she was 14 here. I was 9 when I first watched this show so that was crazy that someone only 5 years older than me was doing the vocals for all the songs.

Good Omens tomorrow. Won't have time to watch it though prolly. :(

Media Log 2026 - May 12th:

i forgot the numbers I'll add them later

RWBY Volume 1

2013 Webseries, It's okay

Hopefully I'll like the other volumes more.