Wednesday, November 20, 2024

IT WASN'T CLOONEY?

November 20th 2024

Dear Diary,

I just learned that one of my favorite videos of all time in which comedian Eric Andre interviews rapper Wiz Khalifa, with George Clooney inexplicably popping out of Andre’s desk and Wiz Khalifa passes him the blunt, as well as Eric Andre’s interview with George Clooney, weren’t what they seemed. It wasn’t George Clooney but an actor pretending to be him. This hurts worse than when I was 10 years old and learned Santa Claus wasn’t real, truth be told I didn’t really care when I found out. At least my favorite video of all time can’t be ruined for me because it’s just a voiceover of a silly bird video. I’m fully aware THAT isn’t real.

In which the bird is learning to swim and the human offers him a flotation device. The bird sings “When they see me floating, they gon’ be hating.” We do not learn if they are hating though because the bird does not want to put both feet on the flotation device, stating that he is aquaphobic. The human offers the bird a big bag of seeds, premium from CostCo. The bird has to contemplate, consider in fact. It must really suck being aquaphobic. Real talk though the video is silly and just something I find really funny and cute for some reason. My sense of humor is stupid.

Song of the Day: Mobb Deep - Shook Ones Pt. 2 🎵

This shit changed me when I first heard it.

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