I finally got around to watching it.

 Alright y’all. I’ve actually only watched the Pilot, but I was super into it when it first dropped. I don’t know why I never watched anything after that, though. So let’s begin. I’ll give my personal thoughts/notes/commentary/whatever you want to call this. I'm probably gonna be stating the obvious a lot here because I'm a little stupid. 

Pilot

• I love Caine. “My name is Caine, I AM YOUR BITCH!” Everyone was talking about how that video was making fun of Vivziepop’s writing and it probably was but I think it was more reminiscent of Charlie Critikal. Still love Critikal though
• Bubble’s voice sounds familiar, who is that? Gangle is cute I love her. I fw Zooble, but a little less than the rest. Please don’t be upset with me. Kinger is cool too! But bro’s gotta be like what 50? I just googled it he’s 48. Cool cool cool. Pomni is 25, Ragatha is 30, Jax is 22 and Gangle is 26 I remember those. Zooble is also 22 ok ok I LOVE RAGATHA!!!!  Jax kinda pisses me off in the pilot, but maybe he gets character development. I’ve heard about the transfem Jax theory and I’m not sure how I feel about it. 
• Pomni is kinda me-coded in a way I can’t explain it Nervous jester lady y’know what I mean. I said I can’t explain it and I just explained it.  Why would you put on some random ass VR headset in the first place? I dunno maybe there will be more explanation later in the series but yeah. It’s very much like I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream
• Oh my god it’s Instagram reels. You can see a man getting flayed but saying fuck is too far. 
• So in what order did they get here I wonder? Pomni is obviously the newest, but what about the others. Maybe the order is Kinger, Ragatha, Jax, Gangle, Zooble, Pomni? Just guessing. Ragatha’s the second oldest so I think that makes sense. So I suppose aging does happen in this and it’s not like Digimon where time in the digital world is much slower than it is in the real world. Since Kinger is the oldest and he’s been there the longest, right? Hm…
• Don’t worry, Pomni. I’m sure there’s a billion purgatory or dream theories out there about this show to satisfy you. Well, maybe not the purgatory ones. 
• Poor Gangle. Oh my goddd Jax. I know I’ll get crucified if I say he’s my least favorite so far but ugh… Please get that character development bro you’re giving us bunnies a bad name. 
• I like the pilot but I kinda see why people didn’t like this show at first. Honestly if I was watching this for the first time right now, I don’t think I’d be sold on this show just yet. Pilot episodes are always a bit awkward though. I didn’t like Community’s pilot at first but now that’s my favorite show of all time.
• That one episode of Spongebob with the void lol. L Moon rizz. 
• Girl just puked printer ink
• “Why are you like this?” That’s what I’m saying. 
• So none of the others saw the exit, which means Pomni is the first and she only saw it 20 minutes into being there. Interesting.
• She seems like an “Ella.” Totally not saying this because Ella can be short for Eleanor. Also I just now noticed Caine has heterochromia. Damn you can’t name yourself Dicktits. “What are you gonna do, cancel us some more?” The worst part about that XDDCC name is that it starts with “XD.” Pomni is a cute name, doesn’t it mean something in another language? I think I heard that when the pilot first dropped. It’s a Russian word for remember ooohhh thats clever. 
• YOU PARASITE!!! 
• This Pilot is a bit much sometimes.
• POMNI’S FACE WHEN KINGER SAID EXIT SHE’S SO CUTE!!! 
• Jax kinda deserved that. Wtf is Kinger doing. Aww Gangle :( 
• Pomni looks like the Sad Spongebob meme in that pic. In my old Discord server we used to call it :ripcayde: in reference to Cayde-6 from Destiny 2. I never played Destiny it was another mod who named it who did. They had a thing for robots. 
• Oh Pomni’s off the shits. Jax wtf. See what I mean though I can’t stand Jax. I still don’t understand what abstraction is or how it works but I’m sure it’ll be explained more later. The concept kind of reminds me of Moonscorching from Fear & Hunger 2, when the contestants reach their mental breaking point and transform into a monster representative of their worst traits and how they view themselves. I’m yapping again though. 
• GIRL GO GET CAINE. I think it was the smartest decision to run away actually. That shit’s gotta hurt. 
• Kinger was in his impenetrable pillow fortress when the gloinks got Zooble so he probably didn’t see it. At some point they’ve gotta realize Jax is being a sarcastic asshole every time he speaks right. What the hell is his problem. 
• RADICAL! This show is so visually appealing I’m obsessed.
• What the hell is that thing.
• “An insect collection?” “I think it’s a nest.” “Ah!-” I mean, a nest really is just an insect collection.
• I can see why people shipped Pomni x Ragatha so hard when the pilot dropped I think they’re cute together. <3 
• The fish room looks cool. What the hell was that. OH SHIT I forgot about Kaufmo. 
• Rare Jax W. Rabbitoid is crazy. An rabbitoid. GOD AND THEN HE GOES AND SAYS SOME BULLSHIT THAT PISSES ME OFF AGAIN. 
• “Oh!” 
• Wait so this is her first time seeing her reflection. I didn’t even consider that she didn’t know what she looked like until this point. 
• I forgot about those barrel of monkeys things I was always so confused by them because it doesn’t resemble any realistic situation why would you have a barrel full of monkeys in real life. Like how did someone come up with an idea for a toy that’s like “yeah what if it’s just a barrel fulla monkeys”
• I wonder if the exit popping up randomly is the work of Caine trying to mentally break her or something. I remember this scene though it was just a bunch of these empty rooms that led to an office or whatever. So maybe she worked in an office before she entered the circus and oh she’s trapped in there okay
• “This is dumb and weird” I agree Jax. Damnnn that felt like an action movie scene.
• What is Kinger talking about? 
• You’re probably trans anyway Jax so don’t worry it makes sense. Pomni is experiencing an existential hell right now she can’t gather those damn gloinks right now. 
• C&A. When I saw this my first thought was “Cain and Abel.” The ringmaster’s name is Caine. I don’t know where I’m going with this but I think that might be what it’s supposed to mean. 
• I get that the whole point of this show is that it’s supposed to be weird and shit and I have nothing against that obviously, I love weird. It just feels like it can be a little over the top with the weirdness sometimes. Like it’s trying too hard I feel. Maybe it’ll find its footing as the show goes on but that’s just how I feel right now. 
• There’s so many more abstractions that’s terrifying. 
• That’s uhh… aww :( 
• “The last supper but awesome.” THE LAST SUPPER ANOTHER BIBLICAL ALLUSION I’m telling you. 
• Also this outro music is fire. 
• I feel for Pomni so hard. 
• OHHHH SO THAT’S THE COMPUTER IT’S ALL TAKING PLACE IN??? WAITTTT WAITTT THIS IS INTERESTING I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE THAT ON MY FIRST WATCH
• 6/10 for the pilot. I love the characters but like I said I feel like it’s trying too hard with the weirdness. Onto the next episode

Candy Carrier Chaos

• This intro is what it looks like when I rub my eyes and I see those weird colorful stars and shit. Me doing that incessantly as a kid might be why I have bad vision and likely need glasses now. I’d look cute with glasses probably.
• What is she seeing? OHHH SHIT. Wait this might be a dream. This gives off “Opening scene that seems real at first and then it cuts to the character waking up from the nightmare.” vibes.
• Yeah definitely a nightmare. Jax would realistically say that last part. What did I tell ya? Not like that was a massive twist anyway. 
• POMNI AND RAGATHA interaction. So this is a day later damn. 
• “Huh?” Poor girl, I think I’d react the same as her in this situation. 
• What the hell did Bubble say? Clearly he didn’t use any swearing or it would’ve been censored so what could it possibly have been? Did he make a wildly offensive joke or something I’m confused.
• SHE SAID THE THING SHE SAID LARPING!!!!!
• Ok the “I’m trying to quit” joke was funny actually
• Is that a gummy elephant. 
• RAGATHA WAVING BACK THATS SO CUTE 
• Where is Gangle- oh there’s Gangle. THEY BROKE HER COMEDY MASK AGAIN NOOO. 
• She said “Sent to us by God” and it cut to a mural(is that the right word?) of Caine. That’s uh… that’s nice.
• Pomni just looks so done with it all. I don’t think Ragatha is trying to patronize Pomni or anything she’s just trying to get her spirits up. Damn that’s a big ass truck. 
• They’re Australian? Damn that’s a significantly smaller ass truck. 
• CANDY GUN? ok Jax is just doin too much now. 
• I like how you can still clearly tell what they’re saying. REST IN PEACE MY POMNI SHE GOT HIT BY A BAZOOKA.
• She just got fucking impaled. Jax kinda deserved that, Gangle didn’t though. 
• PS1 vibes here. OOOH WAIT THIS IS INTERESTING. IS HE SEEING INSIDE THE PROGRAMMING OR WHATVER. THIS IS COOL. Ooh this is gonna get existential. 
• Oh this is depressing. Imagine realizing you’re an AI and having to deal with that. 
• Pomni got that plot armor??
• The fudge monster does have a point I’m with Jax here for once. 
• Jax with another key lol. RESIDENT EVIL REFERENCE HE SAID MASTER OF UNLOCKING LIKE IN RESIDENT EVIL. 
• I’m sorry if I don’t have much to say I’m trying to just follow the story. 
• Pomni realizing she can’t argue with that lol. Oh she wants to get him out of here I see I see. Would Caine approve of that though? Doubt it. Sounds like she’s trying to cheer herself up more than anything. 
• Gummigoo okayyy. Pomni about to have her badass moment. THERE WE GO. OHHH THIS MUSIC IS SICK. Awww this is sweet. This scene is visually gorgeous too.
• Damn did you have to tie them up? I guess you did, huh. 
• Nah I def think Pomni likes Ragatha she’s just scared.
• Pomni puked straight printer ink again. Aww this is such a cute reunion. aaand Jax isn’t happy about that. That’s what I’m wondering too, Ragatha. Pomni is such a sweetheart. 
• I was actually wondering if Gummigoo would’ve disappeared after they entered the portal or something but I guess not. Is he really just gonna stay here for the rest of the show though? Guess not! 
• Well that was… depressing. She’s gonna want to have a funeral for Gummigoo too isn’t she. 
• It’s really nice to see Pomni realize that the others do care about her and AWWW SHE SMILED This is really sweet I liked that.
• 8/10 episode! Onto the next one. 

The Mystery of Mildenhall Manor

• Wait what’s happening here?  Why don’t YOU hold your breath, asshole?
• “Green!” ily Gangle. THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING. OOOH THAT’S COOL ACTUALLY.
• “Zooble turns straight” That was actually a good one. What do I, the viewers, think it is? Maybe Jax “turns straight.”
• Wait is this a Halloween episode? Premiered October 4th 2024 it IS a Halloween episode, nice! 
• Is Zooble just not gonna show up to these things? That’s kinda lame, they just show up for one minute and then leave for the rest of the episode? Ugh. Although they were setting up the funeral last time so maybe they’re doing something similar now. 
• What is that thing. Oh it’s kinda cute actually.
• Luigi’s mansion type shit. Is Pomni okay? What the hell happened.
• Okay okay so we’re gonna see Caine and Zooble interaction. He’s definitely not listening.
• OOH Pomni and Kinger pair-up nice. Well that’s horrifying. Oh this is kinda sick, it reminds me of an escape room I did once.  
• “I’m starting to think…” reminds me of the “I rest…” line from Khonjin House court episode.
• Angry Pomni is cute I’m sorry. OH THE 2D animation is kinda cool. Magnets? 
• WHAT THE HELLL IS THAT oh that’s the creature. This is some Courage the Cowardly Dog shit. “You look beautiful, honey.” Ohhh shit. He sees the face of his wife in there and that’s why he’s going in. 
• That did not feel accidental. WAIT OHH Zooble isn’t satisfied with their avatar I see. I was kinda wondering about that actually what would happen if someone entered the circus and didn’t like their avatar. Is this a metaphor for dysphoria? 
• Is Caine trying to play the victim here now? 
• WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT I’M STARTING TO GET IT. KINGER IS MILDENHALL. “Okay I won’t” that was funny actually.
• So this is the Courage the Cowardly Dog creature and that’s his dead wife? Damn that was badass from Kinger. 
• OHHH IT WAS A TRAP. Guess Kinger isn’t Mildenhall then. Totally not torment though. 
• Hi Ragatha and Gangle. Can Jax stay tied up like this for the rest of the show? 
• Is Hell really the fiery nightmare that everyone seems to think it is though? This actually seems like what Hell would be realistically. In my opinion, at least. 
• Kinger definitely has some kind of connection to this adventure. 
• Pomni got Vecna’d what the hell. God I just feel miserable thinking about how the final season of that show went. 
• “How’s your wife, Kinger?” See what I mean though. 
• ABSTRACTED? WAIT SO WAS SHE IN THE CIRCUS TOO. 
• WAIT THATS WHAT HE SAW IN THERE IT REMINDED HIM OF HER. 
• Did they meet in the circus and get married or were they married before and entered together? Ooh she likes bugs me too WAIT THATS WHAT THE INSECT COLLECTION WAS ABOUT. 
• That’s real as hell actually Kinger’s spittin straight fax right now. 
• WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT THATS WHAT THAT WAS ABOUT AT THE START OOH IT ALL COMES TOGETHER. 
• So does Kinger have alzheimers? I guess he does.
• Aww this is sweet, I’m loving the character development a lot so far.
• Meowing Milkmaids would be a good band name. 
• Hmm… I’m torn between an 8 or a 9 out of 10 on this one. I’ll say 9 I’m feeling positive after that ending!

Fast Food Masquerade

• To be fair that was kind of irresponsible to begin with. Yeah I believe him there.
• OOOH THATS SO CUTE. THATS SO CUTE THATS SO CUTE!!! I’M SO HAPPY FOR HER SHE’S SO CUTE. ZOOBLE YOU’RE A GODSEND I LOVE SEEING HER HAPPY. 
• Pomni would look good with a unicorn horn actually. 
• There’s a suggestion box? 
• That was Jax’s suggestion. No surprise there. I’m with Caine on that one and AWWWW GANGLE IS SO CUTE
• Kinda boring but that’s cool. So it was Gangle’s idea? Well it’s not the worst idea. 
• Zooble’s really doing this shit again I mean I can’t blame them but damn 
• Hold on so maybe Gangle worked in fast food before entering the circus. 
• Actually yeah Kinger can go chill in his fortress for this one he needs that I think. And we can finally see Zooble in action. 
• “You can shut up now” bro said the Minecraft with Gadget thing. 
• OH SO SHE WAS A FAST FOOD SHIFT MANAGER. I was right. 
• So this is the Gangle episode. 
• Jax already on some bullshit. Gangle finally humbling that loser.
• I LOVE HER. 
• I don’t think it was smart to use a spatula hand to do that. 
• Can you even understand him? I guess so. 
• What the hell is happening. Terrifying Gangle moment. WAIT so Ragatha got that sauce in her eye and now she’s gonna be “stupid” and end up getting punished.
• Pomni’s so short she has to stand on a box awww.
• Oh well that’s uncomfortable seeing him again. 
• Does he remember her or not? That’s extremely depressing that he doesn’t remember her.  That’s really sad. 
• “She’d rather be with the NPC than with us” what do you mean by that? 🧐🏳️‍🌈
• I wish someone would flirt with me too, Ragatha. 
• He’s like “how did she know my name”
• Pomni’s feelings here are very relatable I think. it’s something I don’t know how to explain but I’ve definitely felt this situation before.
• Do all the gloinks have names? Yeah that’s what I’m asking. 
• That was sweet. I kinda like Gummigoo and Pomni’s dynamic
• Gangle please humble this Bunny Bastard. 
• Yes, Gangle. How did you know that was exactly what I was thinking? Like that’s actually scary how you read my damn mind. That’s literally my dream for the future. Watch me hoe. 
• She’s high as fuuuuuck. Did she live on a farm or something? 
• I think Gangle just doesn’t want them to get punished. Also that was very shitty of Ragatha to say. You said you liked her when she’s sad, Jax. Be careful what you wish for. 
• Poor Pomni’s more traumatized than she already was.
• RAGATHA IS FUCKING DEAD.
• Poor Gangle…Nah Ragatha broke her. I relate hard to that, I know how it feels to feel like all I can do is bottle up my emotions. 
• I think Zooble meant they’re gonna drive Ragatha home. Yeah that’s what I thought I didn’t think they’d ask Gangle to do that after seeing everything she’s been through today. Actually kinda sad that Ragatha didn’t even intend to get drunk off that shit it just happened. 
• THATS SO SWEET POMNI AWWW <3
• NOOOO WHAT WHY WOULD YOU D- OHHHH OHH SHE’S GENUINELY SMILING NOW THAT’S YAYYYY I LOVE THAT FOR HER SO MUCH! 
• OHH SHIT AND SHE GOT HIT BY A TRUCK.
• WAIT IS SHE GONNA GET PUNISHED. 
• Wait so she’s going to have to either sell Pomni out or take the blame and face punishment. She wouldn’t do that to Pomni though. 
• Aw guess not. Had me worried for a bit there. Everyone got a B+ except for Kinger who got an A+ but he wasnt even there yayy.
• She’s still sad about that though. 
• I love Gangle and Zooble so much they’re cute together.
• Screw it, 9/10 episode idgaf. Next one let’s gooooo. 

Untitled

• Interesting that it’s untitled. 
• Ohhh so there are off screen adventures. And of course Zooble doesn’t show up for those lol. 
• So maybe there’s no adventure this episode I’m guessing.  First one sounds familiar. What the hell are those other two.
• What did Bubble mean by that. No really what the hell did Bubble mean by that.  
• Yeah the suggestion box was a good idea. He’s gonna WHAT?
• That’s not a bad idea from Zooble actually. 
• Jax is kinda hot in that outfit sorry what. God he’s such an asshole. 
• LOL. I loved that. 
• Pomni for president 2028. Pomni in a suit she’s also really hot. Jax what the hell. Was that. No was that what I fucking thing it was. Oh my God. Bro. None of y’all are helping. 
• DIGITAL CIRCUS ANIME. This was Gangle’s suggestion wasn’t it. I KNEW IT I KNEW IT.  Jax you probably don’t even watch any good anime you probably watch that fuckin uhh whats it called Fire Force or whatever. Wait what did Gangle do?? 👀 Poor girl.
• Stargazing? Ragatha or Kinger’s idea, I’m guessing. Are Gangle and Zooble in love or something. Jax development Jax development. I kinda get where Jax is coming from here. I’m liking this it’s cute. 
• This intermission is so cool wait. This looks some shit I’d have as my wallpaper on wallpaper engine. Was that a frog? 
• Why is everything so dark and gloomy in this one? Zooble’s idea? Yep. Now Ragatha looks hot in this one damn. Jax she’s older than you also OOH POMNI LORE TIME? Accountant damn. Exploring abandoned buildings okayy girl. Doing something nobody watched and just posting them for you? Sounds familiar. *wink* Jax had cancer? Oh it’s a Breaking Bad reference. Ragatha’s been in the circus since 2008? That’s actually really sad. Also poor Gangle. Yeah what is Jax on about. So Ragatha did live on a farm! I love Ragatha omfg. Also now I’m sad wtf. I’m curious about Kinger too though. Ragatha probably knows, but I don’t know about the rest.  Wait Jax apologizing? That’s a first. What is happening here actually. No no keep going what was that fear of corn thing about. Maybe Jax has an allergy to corn? Can you even be allergic to corn? Hold on. Okay apparently you can. Wow. 
• This was probably Ragatha’s in episode 4 they were playing softball in the beginning. It’s probably her’s. Wait is this where the evil versions of the characters come from. Evil Jax being nice and shy is so funny. Who the hell is that? Oh Evil Orbsman. Wait where’s Evil Gangle? Yeah knew it was Ragatha’s suggestion. Oh is Evil Gangle gonna come out and sing? Guess not. OH IT’S DISAPPEARING GUY LOL. That’s good I love that.
• Wait what’s the vote for? Oh shit that’s what Gangle and Zooble were giggling to each other about. Why did Pomni say no what’s this for. OH MY GOD THEY PUT HIM IN A MAID OUTFIT. Why did Pomni say no though? He’s kinda hot again. Of course they’d come up with that. What was Zooble trying to imply there though? 🏳️‍⚧️ I guess Jax is getting a taste of his own medicine. Well, his for now… 
• Ragatha used to play softball I’m guessing. I lowkey ship Jax and Evil Pomni. Wait what happened. What thing earlier. He looks cute in a maid outfit, though. AWWW GANGLE’S SO CUTE CONGRATS. That’s so sweet of Pomni. Come on you got this Rags. Wait what’s happening here what is Caine trying to pull. 
• Oh is Ragatha upset that Pomni and Jax are getting along and feels like she’s going to lose her? What’s the mannequin’s deal what. Is that an NPC that got out. 
• Would I be crazy if I said that was the best episode thus far? 10 out of 10, easily. 

They All Get Guns

• I wonder what happens in this episode.
• Favorite Character Awards, huh? Well it’s obviously either and yep it cuts to the two only real candidates. 
• Oh so are they gonna pair up? HE ALREADY FORGOT LOL.
• So when are guns gonna come into this. What the hell is Orange Sport. 
• ZOOBLE WHAT. What was that about. WAIT WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT. 
• What the hell is happening. They’re not gonna get guns are they. The title was a metaphor. 
• OH SHIT OH SHIT IT’S ONE OF THESE also I guess they are getting guns. I love these trust exercisee episodes this is gonna make for some interesting character interactions and developments. I’m super excited to see how this plays out.
• Zooble does look convoluted. Jax is actually perfect to start here.
• Yeah that wasn’t a surprise at all. This is the longest episode so far are they just gonna shoot each other aimlessly the whole episode?
• OH ok so they are pairing up. 
• I also never noticed Caine only has four fingers.Gangle and Zooble are gonna be together for this one. See what I mean though Ragatha doesn’t have to worry about Pomni replacing her with Jax.
• Wait so is Ragatha gonna pair up with Jax, or is she gonna have Pomni pair up with Jax since she knows they’re closer now. Pomni and Jax are so cute together too, kinda. 
• THATS SO SWEET I LOVE GANGLE AND ZOOBLE’S RELATIONSHIP TOO
• Wait why does Ragatha only have one life? Oh yeah she got shot earlier. God I’m so excited to see how this goes. 
• Ohhh what’s that about? HE CAN DO THAT? YEAH WAIT WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT WAIT. 
• I mean they can still feel pain can’t they? WAIT WAIT I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT. So Jax tries too hard to be funny and just ends up being an asshole about it and he pushed all of his friends away and that’s why he’s like this and why Ragatha mentioned him not having any friends.Pomni doesn’t know about that obviously, and this might have happened before Gangle and Zooble entered, and Kinger doesn’t remember it obviously and there were definitely others in the circus who abstracted previously and THATS WHAT THAT COULD BE ABOUT WAIT OH MY GODDD. THAT’S WHY HE’S LIKE THIS. I can kinda relate to that? I mean when I was younger I did the same and it still keeps me up at night. Pomni’s a jester she deserves to be the funny one. Damn Pomni looked kinda hot shooting that. THIS IS SO CUTE. She’s trying too hard I agree with Jax here. 
• LOL THE PROP GUN Also damn he blew her head off. I think he just wants a genuine friend in Pomni. ALSO DAMN. Guess Ragatha’s “dead” now. 
• I know how Gangle feels too. Damn they really all feel so relatable. That’s so damn real and I know how that feels. “The only you that you should care about is the real you.” Damn that’s real. Gangle hit the :3
• Again I think that he’s allergic to corn. Guess not because he could’ve just said he’s allergic. So he’s trypophobic, that’s what it’s about. “I’m right behind you aren’t I” lol I love that. Would’ve been funny if he just ended up shooting himself there and oh guess he did. 
• “Just like I failed Jax” SEE WHAT I MEAN I THINK MY THEORY IS CORRECT. Does she hate herself? 
• What was that about? Don’t ask them that dumbass also yeah THE TOMMYGUN OHHH SHIT. YESSSSS YESSS FUCK YESSSS SHE GOT TO DO THAT THING SHE WANTED!!! oh and she’s dead. aw. At least she got to do it before she died
• Y’all might wanna watch out. Oh now they’re singing Daisy Bell lol. Again y’all might wanna watch out they’re prepared for war. 
• Everyone’s just getting their badass moments today. WAIT WAIT KAUFMO AND THE FROG THEY WERE THERE BEFORE AND HE’S SEE WHAT I MEAN I’M TELLING YOU 
• POMNIII HELL YEAH.
• Why are they all kitties. It’s cute actually. 
• POMNI HUGGED JAX AWWWWW AWWW. Oh she’s gonna shoot him now. YEP. Oh he’s giving up that easily? Yeah now that he’s giving up it’s not fun for her. 
• Oh he did it again. That was all just him being manipulative. OR THATS WHAT HES TELLING HIMSELF WAITTTTT. What the hell is his deal. Hey no I do think they’d be kinda cute together. She’s right waitttt he’s like this because he’s scared of being real. Is he gonna abstract? 
• Ooh she said that… ohhh that has to cut deep. What’s he gonna say. oh. what a response damn. Is she gonna abstract? Also yeah he doesn’t mean that. DAMMNNNNNNNNN. Why didn’t he fight back though?
• Does he mean that or not. Now I don’t know, he looked genuinely hurt by seeing Kaufmo and the frog’s portraits. He was alone then. I think he does have feelings that he’s scared to show. 
• Also yeah it’s probably gonna be Pomni and Jax as the favorite character. Aww hi Ragatha. I mean it’s obvious there’s no animosity between those two right? I get why Rags feels that way, though.The hell is the committee? 
• Jax looks genuinely upset again see what I mean like. Oh he’s getting up whats happening. Is he abstracting what is this? 
• Disappearing Guy again lol.
• Biggest Sailor Mouth is Zooble obvi. I think Jax is gonna abstract. Either at the end of this episode or next. 
• Also again favorite character is either Pomni or Jax. Watch it be Jax. It’s gonna be Jax and in that moment he moonscor-I mean abstracts. 
• Oh it was Caine just setting all that up to pat himself on the back. No he misread it so it IS Jax. Or Ming I guess? 
• Whatever. That was. Whatever. Honestly? 10/10 again. Time for episode 7 lets gooo!

Beach Episode

• I wonder what happens in this one!
• ARE GANGLE AND ZOOBLE GONNA KISS? oh guess not. 
• Milk and cigarettes? Also yeah of course Caine is right there. The Chinese room… When you get to Heaven but it’s Chinese. What is happening here? OHHHH ok thats. Okay that was actually kinda funny. 
• There’s a digital lake? Oh wait yeah. Beach party is a good idea. Y’know it would fit the beach episode title. I’m curious about the NPCs. Pomni looks cute and AGHHH SO DOES GANGLE OH MY GOD SHE’S BEAUTIFUL. 
• Wait where is Jax actually I just noticed he hasn’t been in this one at all yet. Did he abstract already? 
• Zach Hadel? Who’s the other fish voiced by it sounds familiar. Lol Pomni forgot about the eye oops. 
• Guess Jax didn’t abstract yet. “What was that for?” everything. THEY’RE WEARING THE JAX GLOVES OHHHH. 
• Pomni’s so cute. That was. Something. What’s that mannequin doing. Is he beckoning Pomni over to him? 
• Man I feel bad for Jax. I TOLD YOU DIDNT I WHAT DID I TELL YOU I TOLD YOU I TOLD YOU AND RAGATHA WAS PROBABLY THERE TOO. 
• WHAT WAS THAT. WHAT IS THIS? This is trippy. Wait is this what happens when you abstract? Is this what it looks like to the person who abstracts? Oh shit. Yeah he’s gone isn’t he. Damn. Just when I was starting to like him. 
• Oh guess he got out of it just in time. Good on Pomni. If he didn’t care about her then he should now, I think. She literally saved your life dude.  
• WAIT THAT’S WHY HE WAS THERE I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN NPC TOO. THAT MAKES SENSE. You know, another thing I was thinking about is that it seemed a bit odd that no other humans entered in yet. OHHH SHIT WHAT? 
• HIS ALL SEEING EYES THOSE ARE IN THE PAINTINGS. This could also possibly be a trap and it is an npc programmed by Caine, who knows really? Actually I’m not sure my mind is running wild really. 
• Did Jax even hear about the Chinese room. Jax really is the master of unlocking. Jax doesn’t want to go does he.
• Oh hey Gangle and Zooble are here too. Also where’s Kinger? That’s what I’m saying Jax!!
• WAIT SO HE DIDN’T JUST ENTER OUT OF NOWHERE HOLD ON. Still probably a trap. 
• IT WASNT EVEN LOCKED LOL. I love that the NPC had to learn Chinese for the bit, that’s great actually. What happened with Kinger? Kinger probably didn’t do anything and this is again, part of the trap.
• C&A. I’m gonna pause here I guarantee you it stands for Cain(e) and Abel. Maybe this guy’s Abel? Although he says employed by C&A so maybe not. Maybe Bubble is Abel. 
• THAT MAKES SENSE THATS. SO THAT WAS KINGER’S WIFE ON THE OUTSIDE AND THEN SHE WAS IN THE CIRCUS. THATS WHY HIS MEMORY IS BAD. 
• OHHH shit. So was Gangle ever really a webcomic artist turned fast food manager? WAS POMNI EVER EVEN AN URBAN EXPLORER SLASH YOUTUBER? DID RAGATHA EVEN LIVE ON A FARM WITH HORSEYS?!
• So maybe they all just were kidnapped? 
• Yes Caine is obviously an AI. Yes the keep your minds active part makes sense as well, but maybe we’re about to learn why? 
• Yeah but do they want Caine to leave with them, though? Does this include those who have abstracted? Or are they just dead. Jax probably has the key. He’s the master of unlocking. I agree with Jax this probably is just another adventure. C&A though we saw that in the first episode.
• WHAT DID I SAY. WHAT DID I SAY HIS NAME IS ABEL YEP. In that story Cain killed Abel, by the way… just saying. This guy’s probably gonna die. 
• The fact that Jax of all people is the one who has to do this is great actually since he’s the one who’s kinda the worst when it comes to the whole conversating with others thing. 
• Should’ve gone in to grab it ASAP. You waited too late now you’re screwed. I don’t think you can get out of this one so easily. 
• Kinger’s kind of the dad. Maybe Kinger is evil or something? 
• Ribbit is the frog I guess? Also yeah I didn’t even think about that they’re in that fuckass cellar now. 
• So that's his secret hobby. COME ON GET THE KEY. THERE WE GO. 
• Actually I’m curious if Kinger even wants to leave. His memory is bad it makes sense he wouldn’t want to leave. 
• Wait I didn’t even catch that did he call Zooble a girl? Does he? 
• Six or Seven. Aww they didn’t do a six or seven joke. This came out in December of 2025 I’m surprised they didn’t at least try to fit it in there. What happened with Kinger. He remembers in the dark. What happened. I guess we’ll see in a bit.
• Jax is kinda right though this guy seems like an obvious twist villain. Him or Kinger I think. 
• I get why Jax doesn’t want to leave though. Ohhh shit.
• “Oh! Like basketball!”
• He’s probably in there actually.
•  THATS GENIUS WAIT.
• Ohh he’s sacrificing himself for them? Wait no he’ll also be able to get out. And Pomni will buy him a beer. 
• It’s pretty in here. 
• There’s two episodes left, Rags. I don’t think you’re leaving the circus yet.
• “It always was real” AWWW. 
• What’s happening? Is Jax okay? I definitely think he’s gonna abstract but what is this. 
• Wait can Kinger not remember again? Also yeah I’m wondering what’s going on too. Maybe Pomni’s been listening too much to Jax. 
• Is Jax okay what the hell? OH SHIT HES GETTING VISIONS OF THE OUTSIDE WORLD. aaaand he pushed the red one nice going. 
• Jax was right. Damn. 
• Is this where he abstracts? It’s fucked up because Jax almost believed it at the end there. 
• HE DID THAT TO KINGER. WAIT WAIT WAIT OH SHIT. MAYBE HE WASNT LYING ABOUT KINGER THOUGH. Oh so thats how that ends.
• 9/10 maybe? But like a high 9/10. Next episodeeee!! This is the last one that’s out right now, and it’s the penultimate episode.

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• Gesundheit. 
• What the hell is this? 
• OOOH OKAY WE’RE SEEING THESE WEIRD ASS PICTURES WHATS UP WITH THEM
• What’s the blue one? Is that Bubble?
• What is happening here, actually? The chiming and the pulsating red dot reminds me of a heartbeat. 
• Who tf are these people? OHH SHIT IT’S HIS WIFE. So they were married on the outside!! Wait did they create the circus? How long was he alone for, I wonder? I guess solitude for so long would make you crazy.
• Ragatha!! See it makes sense that she’s the second one to show up, given that she didn’t know what Breaking Bad was. So this has to be before 2008 or so. Depending on when this takes place she’d have to be much older than 30 then, right? Because she does not sound 15 here. Could also be the whole time in the real world vs time in the digital world thing and all these years were actually just a few days on the outside? Also others clearly showed up in between because y’know Kaufmo and Ribbit. 
• THE REST WERE THE EMPLOYEES. Maybe Abel was real after all? 
• Imagine if Ragatha’s name was Ann or some bullshit lol. No he is right it wasn’t real. 
• Is this really gonna end with them staying here forever? What does happen when you abstract? Maybe they don’t die because Jax saw it almost. AWWW. They have each other, at least. 
• Watch him abstract now that Zooble said that. 
• Ohhhh shit he’s gonna be upset that he thinks they hate him. Bubble shut the fuck up. The lesser of the two. So Caine already killed Abel I see. 
• Is he going evil now. Holy shit this is fucking crazy. 
• OHHH SHIT HES GONNA SING. Musical Episode. 
• “Don’t need to scream if you ain’t got a mouth” heh. This goes fucking crazy. 
• So he’s putting them through more and more extreme torture. What the hell. So he really is just torturing them now.
• “Until you and Zooble came along”
• Maybe it’s Kinger, Ragatha, Gangle, Jax, Zooble, Pomni?
• This is a bucket. Dear God. 
• See Ragatha knows. HE’S STARTING TO REMEMBER. 
• So the adventure was real. Scratch was the first to abstract right? Don’t try that again Jax. Especially now after that. Dawg you’re gonna abstract be careful bro. THEY CAN CONTROL THINGS TOO??? 
• OH SHIT THATS WHAT THE BUTTERFLY WAS ABOUT?? Maybe the original employees are the only ones who can do that though since we didn’t see things like that happen with the rest. AND WAIT WAIT FURTHERMORE THOSE THINGS THAT HAPPENED WITH THE SAUCE AND JAX BEING VEGAN THAT COULD’VE BEEN BECAUSE KINGER VOTED DIDN’T HE VOTE YES ON ALL OF THOSE. 
• Maybe Kinger can affect their brains but Caine can’t. Oooh shit. WAIT THE COMPUTER POMNI SAW IN THE BEGINNING. 
• But where’s that exit door again. What if there’s something else in there by now. Guess not. 
• Gun bowling. That’s a cool sport. Those bowling alley screens are always wild. 
• He would know that she’s in the void right? 
• Awwww. 
• I mean Pomni is relatable alright. 
• Oh shit he caught on. 
• DAMN POMNI GET HIS ASS. GET HIS ASS ZOOBLE. GET HIS ASS RAGATHA. GET HIS ASS GANGLE. GET HIS ASS JAX. 
• IS CAINE ABSTRACTING NOW??? CAN THAT EVEN HAPPEN?
• Or is he forcibly abstracting all of them?
• Oh shit Gummigoo. That still haunts her. Wait thats. What. 
•  What the hell is happening to Ragatha what is all of this? 
• Caine’s completely forgotten about Kinger so that’s good I guess. 
• Are they all seeing their worst nightmares. Gangle getting hit by the truck is a callback to the fast food episode. Zooble’s is drowing in those parts. Jax’s is the memories of his old friends. 
• Wait what happened what did Kinger do wrong? Damn he just died. What the hell is happening. SO CAINE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO DIE. 
• HOLY SHIT INDEED.
• JUST GONNA END THAT THERE?? WAIT NO WAIT WHAT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT THE HELL.
• IS THERE SOMETHING AFTER THIS WHAT
• JUNE 19TH 2026 OK HOLY SHIT I CANT WAIT
• WHAT THE HELL. 
• 9/10!

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Nora Meadow <3

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